Mugged!
Details to come. Right now, I’m gonna swaddle myself in fleece blankets, drink a bottle of wine and watch Mad Men.Nooooooo! Why is everyone getting mugged lat… oh, right, the fucked up economy and probably curtailed police patrols. Old New York is back. Fuck.
What city is everyone decamping to, again? The last three were Philly, Buffalo, and Atlanta. Dunno which one it is this week.
How would you know what Old New York is? Take your wiffle ball bat, and head back to Jersey.
Folks, we have a new anonyblogger in town! As if we didn’t have enough real-life creeps pulling off muggings, we have Internet creeps who mock everyone’s personal lives without revealing one iota of their own. I’m glad they know enough to avoid saying these things to people in real life, as they’d get their teeth knocked the fuck out if they tried saying shit like this in person.
Anyway, I grew up around here… I maybe didn’t live in the middle of Bed Stuy growing up, but I know enough about 1980’s NYC onward. There are people who have experienced that New York more than I have, but that does not mean that I do not perceive just how different it is today compared to how it used to be.
There’s a pretty good chance that the person who is addressing me knows much less about NYC than I do. Of course, we’ll never know this, because he or she not a real person. He or she is an Internet creep who is afraid to discuss anything personal, because they are afraid of getting caught in real life. Which is fine by me… under a very very big rock is where you belong.
