Your Saturday Seth.
What’s in Seth’s bag?
1. Amy’s placenta
2. Trig Palin, left at the SNL studios under Nebraska’s abandonment laws
3. A framed picture of Lorne and a male prostitute who looks like Joe Piscopo, for blackmail purposes
4. Kenan Thompson’s ablility to say funny things. (He’s holding it hostage)
5. The collective self-esteem of Red Sox nation, now that it’s been more than a year without a World Series title.
6. An actual gold-striped minature penguin.
7. Another black Henley.
9. Tinted eye drops. (Color: Dreamy blue)
10. Everything funny that’s happened on SNL in the last 25 years, because it could all fit into a small bag, get it?
