Just ask Jolie!
Chaya, an offer: you can have sex with me and endlessly repeat my name on the Internet or spread obvious references to my bedroom abilities that all my friends read, and I totally won’t mind! I have references. (Warning: NSFW, complete overshare, you should know this by the column that it runs in)
Question: do you make lemon squares?
(Note: I’m going to get smacked for this. Hard. By at least three people.)
(Another note: Jolie did NOT write the column mentioned. There are actually several people who have done this service for me. Which is part of the very, very self-deprecating joke)
