Fortune Favors The Bold

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Jennjamin Franklin
Aug 17

Gmail is really good at spam filtering. HOWEVER:

(Comic gold from the spam folder.) BREAKING NEWS: Mike Tyson To Fight Michael Jackson BREAKING NEWS: God Destroys Boise For Not Being Gay Enough BREAKING NEWS: Prominent Male Hooker Forced To Step Down After Sex With Sleazy Evangelist BREAKING NEWS: Blair: Im Not Gay, Thats Just My Accent BREAKING NEWS: One Hot White Chick Injured in Tsunami Disaster BREAKING NEWS: Nation Morns The Tragic Loss Of Britney Spears BREAKING NEWS: Gays Banned From Owning Pets In New York BREAKING NEWS: Scarlett Johanssen nude video. BREAKING NEWS: Mccain Will Promote The Takeover Of America BREAKING NEWS: [video] Mccain Vows To Replace Secret Service With His Own Bare Fists BREAKING NEWS: Bush ‘Troubled’ by Gay Marriages. Declares San Francisco Part of ‘Axis of Evil’ BREAKING NEWS: Sex With Robots. video. BREAKING NEWS: Mccain Says Unsure If Obama A Secret Hippopotamus BREAKING NEWS: Attack Of The Zombie Negroes: Dick Cheney BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods Will Call Next Son Monkey BREAKING NEWS: Report: Fate of “Ross and Rachel” Used to Torture Iraqi Prisoners BREAKING NEWS: McCain Plans Vietnam Campaign Tour BREAKING NEWS: Nuts! Jackson Backs Neutering Stray Politicians BREAKING NEWS: Video Game Designer Forces Children to Play Mini-Game for Lunch Money BREAKING NEWS: Americans loves to sue people BREAKING NEWS: Find out the disorders in your personality with this test BREAKING NEWS: Jury duties for you

  1. msnbcspam reblogged this from brianvan and added:
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  2. brianvan reblogged this from josephweisenthal and added:
    Ha, the intent for this was to actually submit them to your Tumblr if there are any you don’t already have. Feel free to...
  3. johncarney reblogged this from brianvan and added:
    Whoever is doing these has mastered the spirit of the age and the internet.