I Need To Start A New Blog: "Job Listings That Depress Me"
Notes:
- Lead-in line is two sentences, but has the “direct” “client” “requirement” trifecta.
- “Salary: Market” - or, in other words, we’ll tell you when we’re ready to tell you. Preferably after finding out if you were lowballed previously.
- Must know Flash, Dreamweaver, and Illustrator. And Powerpoint! Apparently they’re looking for one person to act as an entire team of workers with different careers.
- You must have worked on a large government-like website to be qualified. So they want people who have designed the shittiest big websites out there.
Title: Web Designer
Location: Long Island City, NY
Type: Contract
Salary: Market
Job ID: 1460A-018WD
Hi,
Our direct client is seeking an experienced candidate. Please go through the job requirement and let me know your interest.
Job Description and Qualifications
• 4 years experience in the development and maintenance of multiple internet and intranet websites.
• Ability to demonstrate the ability to create innovative websites from inception to completion.
• Must demonstrate the ability to work with a team of Web content managers to establish content management solutions
• Must demonstrate the ability to support an application development team by designing and displaying UI template
• Must demonstrate experience in the preparation, design and production of a wide variety of marketing material for internal and external audiences. (i.e. brochures, flyers, presentations, advertisements, etc.)
• Must demonstrate ability to both multi task and work within tight timelines
• Must demonstrate proficiency in the use of the following software:
o Adobe Photoshop
o Adobe Active PDF
o Macromedia Fireworks
o Flash
o Dreamweaver
o Photoshop Illustrator
o MS Office
o PowerPoint
o Publisher
• Must demonstrate a website they have designed
• The applicant must have 4 years experience in web design for a large application. The application must be similar in size and scope to the types of application development performed by a large governmental entity
