Fortune Favors The Bold

foreignspell:

Can we discuss how every time I see a picture of Fassbender now, I get “Mack the Knife” stuck in my head.

A man with a horse walks into a bar. A drunkard in the corner says, “Hey, yah! I’ve got a bet for ya!” The man with the horse, fond of gambling, says, “Eh?” The drunkard says, “I bet you $100 that I can make your horse laugh, then make your horse cry.” The man replies, “It’s a bet!” Then the drunkard leads the horse aside and has a confidential moment with the animal. Suddenly the horse starts laughing hysterically. Not 5 seconds later, the horse starts weeping. Leading the horse back to the bar, the horse’s owner pays out his debt grudgingly, but then says, “I must know, how did you stir the horse to show such emotion?” The drunkard says, “Well, first, I told the horse my cock was bigger than his!”

“And then, I showed him!”

That is what I will think of every time I see a picture of Fassbender.