I now have a Mets windbreaker and don’t know what to do with it. (h/t NYTimes and my impulsively-picked new Sunday paper subscription)
If you don’t think I possess the intensity and desire to reverse-jinx the shit out of these a-holes for four solid months, you’re crazy. They have two of my Super Bowls. I want them back. Atta boy, Simmons
From The Inbox
“free 48-inch trampoline available! pick up only in soho.”
Weiner’s willingness to abruptly dispatch even his most audience-beloved creations — including fired art director Sal Romano, department-store heiress (and dumped Don Draper paramour) Rachel Menken, dead secretary Ida Blankenship, and ousted beatnik copywriter Paul Kinsey — often seemingly smack in the middle of their narrative arcs, has helped make Mad Men one of the most affecting, least...
On Vastly Divergent Definitions Of Fame
You may recognize Neil from a number of web videos, including current Above Average series “Belle and Bernice: Livin’ in the City”: He’s the one in the wig. But seriously, good for him. We’ll now recognize him as “Dude In Bodega” just like every other SNL writer. Sorry, not all of them. My bad. Some are “Squirrelly Lady In Bodega”.
Repair work on the 92nd Street sinkhole is causing stinky floods and taking up cherished parking spots I would like to see everyone in Bay Ridge fuck a parking spot
Putting On Pants The Day After The Century Is The...
artyucko replied to your post: From The Inbox VYou Question of the Week: If you could create your own holiday, what would it be? Shark Week, obvs
“I went over budget a little, but have no regrets—especially about eating that slice of carrot cake, which I cut into thirds and ate throughout the weekend, as I do.” MY CAKE SECRET: I CUT IT INTO THIRDS
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Stephanie Albany wants to be your friend on Windows Live Messenger Worst amateur porn name ever.
They’re no longer satisfied with its tremendous traffic. They are concerned about its lack of a business model. YOU DON’T SAY
For the life of me I cannot find it online, but I remember… Actually written in a news article on a magazine website. Journalism, the lost art.
ninety9 replied to your post: So now they’re just hiring anyone for SNL, right? Your bitching about someone from Baby Wants Candy? Um, why? Right now I see her doing one impression (Honey Boo Boo’s mom) and I dunno how else she’s going to fit into the whole mix without some incredibly original material. It’s not like Hader’s gonna write it for her. I think it took...
So now they're just hiring anyone for SNL, right?
I’m always afraid we’re going back to the Michael McKean days
It’s Groundhog Day on the endless Internet once again. “I hope they find the couple in that photograph…” “Oh look, they found the couple in that photograph!” ::two hours later:: “I hope they find the couple in that photograph…” “Oh look, they found the couple in that photograph!” ::the next day:: “I hope they find the...