To paraphrase, "Some casting agents just want to... →
Chevy Chase leaves a profanity-laced message for...
Fact that has been reinforced after catching up on Keith Olbermann’s situation and falling into a wiki-hole: Scott Rudin is a huge dickhead.
Head straight to Foxwoods
Someone get on the Sasha Frere-Jones phone and tell him that Megan Amram isn’t funny because he didn’t get that demo tape yet. For the record, I’m not funny either, but I’m not the one trying so hard.
So many well-respected old people who I’ve never heard of died this week. I feel culturally isolated. I’m gonna go watch some Whitney Houston videos and pretend today is happening a couple of weeks ago and we’re all having a Generation X/Y “together” moment.
Most people have poor taste.– An Open Letter To the 5 Million Confused People Who Bought a Samsung Galaxy Note (via nickdouglas)
Is it actually the 1990s and I just don't know it? →
ohhleary: WHAT! Holy crap. The best part: all the venues are like, outdoor amphitheater outdoor amphitheater outdoor amphitheater outdoor amphitheater Roseland fucking Ballroom outdoor amphitheater outdoor amphitheater Yeah, way to accommodate the New Yorkers! Like any of us want to go indoors or outdoors to see Sugar Ray and Marcy Playground. I’d best go out of a window first.
The Right to Kill « Brooklyn Spoke →
We’ve come to expect the series of post-incident events that will likely lead to the eventual lack of any real charges against the drivers who hit and killed Jusheem Thorne in a crosswalk on Eastern Parkway last night, if the drivers can even be tracked down. But what still has the power to shock is the utter disregard for human life demonstrated over and over again by motorists in this city.
This is, of course, why people use battering rams on doors
rickycamilleri: Harmony Korine’s Spring Breakers is going to blow so many minds. We’re already there. If he’s smart, he never releases the movie and just sticks to passing around the on-set photos.
“The vast majority of thses students do not have their own name registered as a domain, have their Facebook profile as the first search result for their name, have no LinkedIn account (or an empty one), don’t know how to approach companies over the Internet and the list goes on.” I bet none of them live in Williamsburg, either. The nerve! At a minimum I suggest that everyone...
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europeanwaxcenter started following you Baldspo?
Hey 49ers’ fans - You must be damn impressed with Trent Baalke right about now. He’s buildin’ a DYNASTY, I tell ya!
Re: Agile is a Sham
(via mobile) On one hand, he is correct that half-baked process management gimmicks are more snake oil than remedies; that bad coders always make bad code no matter what “tax” you add on; that development isn’t a working trade that can be boiled down to a onesize process. On the other hand, he subscribes to the “cowboy coder” way, where some people are just...
Does this mean Tyler is playing third base? →
theblueprint replied to your post: You should read this for the kicker. It’s like,… here’s my thought process, but i admittedly don’t know shit. DVDE GUTS IT
Darren Aronofsky Will Direct Judy Garland Biopic... →
fullcredit: thegreg: Congrats to Anne Hathaway on her first Oscar… THERE IS NO JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD Everyone remember that time Judy Garland hit rock bottom and got fucked with a double-sided dildo? No?
YOU CAN CITE TRADEMARKS ALL YOU WANT, THEY DON'T... →
Tumblr is just sucking up to someone they think is cooler, again. They do that sort of thing. Because being cool is more important to them than integrity, always. SORRY, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT FROM AN OFFICE FULL OF HIPSTERS? PRINCIPLES?
You should read this for the kicker. It’s like, “OHHH, that explains everything I just read.” How great must you feel if you’re a Pandodaily investor right now?
If you have burned a single calorie analyzing the...
I just got two “I’m Leaving Town For A While” Facebook event invites. New York, I Love You, But You’re Driving Me Out
Trying to come up with something to incessantly blog about in the upcoming weeks that would specifically irritate the fuck out of the Mad Men fans, in retribution
“The reverence with which white, middle class critics speak about The Wire as a social critique makes me want to VOMIT.” YOU GET A FREE BEER! YOU GET A FREE BEER! YOU GET A FREE BEER!
I did not know that evidence of marijuana use necessitated the use of deadly force by random people outside of law enforcement. Oh, so it all makes sense now!
Everyone’s talking about tonight’s CSI:Miami, right?
Mad Men ends each episode with Don Draper smoking a cigarette and staring out a...– The Life of the Mind: I Don’t Get Mad Men Perfect. (via 6h057) I fully understand the appeal of Mad Men for its fans. I just don’t know why the rest of us haven’t split off an entirely new country for those people yet.
I hate _________
Frontchannel to Mohney: It’s funny that the startup names for social porn sharing sites are just as bad as the rest of them! Guess which ones are which: RedTube, Zaarly, xHamster, VidZ, GetAround, beeg, Goodsie, Klarna … or not.
“When I was a kid and I thought about what I wanted to do when I grow up, the idea of working in Downtown Manhattan and crafting ‘murdered black teen listicles’ never quite crossed my mind” -Everyone
File Under "Disturbing"
Fictional TV character Tim Riggins always seems to have more cash in his pocket than I have in the bank. Did I mention that he’s an alcoholic without a job or a high school diploma?
Does Romney also store his Etch-A-Sketch on the roof of the car during long trips?
The IPO market and the VCs who feed off it are playing a game which might make a small number of people extremely rich, and which will create a very small number of hugely successful world-beating companies. They’re not playing a game which is good for founders; they’re not playing a game which is good for healthy, long-lived companies; and they’re not playing a game which is...
I told Carolyn I’d only get her name tattooed on me if I could have it in Comic Sans across my entire lower back. In different colors per letter. That ended that conversation. ::FIST-PUMP::