pith: It makes me sad that I’m just waiting for the day that I get stopped and/or arrested for doing something bike-related in NYC. I don’t even know what it’s going to be, I just know that it’s going to happen. Same here. (Sorry Carolyn) I’m resigned to the fact that it will happen, it’ll be over a misunderstanding, I’ll have not done anything...
ninety9: Brian, shut the fuck up. You don’t need to mirandized if they aren’t questioning you. They never need to tell you why you are being taken into custody. People broadly misunderstand the concept of arrest. She was taken into custody and released after it was determined she wasn’t a suspect. But by all means, call the CCRB, but please be sure to update your post when you find out that...
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totes: This past weekend I was wrongfully arrested. For those that do not know me, I am an avid cyclist, bike advocate (I’ve been a member of T.A. since 2009), and active member in my community. What I was accused of makes me feel like a social pariah and makes me sick to think about. That said,… Make sure you have your arrest record purged, at least. They should have never put her in...
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There is a logarithmic relationship between the number of posts that Lady Gaga has published on her new Tumblr and the number of posts announcing that Lady Gaga started a Tumblr. This should have it’s own cute viral feel-good infographic.
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miltnr: Hello, Tumblr! I know it’s been a while since I’ve posted, but I need your help. I am in the final stages of my Masters degree, and I’m writing my thesis on lolcats. Specifically, why people like them. To do this, I am holding focus groups of lolcat lovers. Here’s where you come in: I need to speak to lolcat lovers who live in London. I know the Tumblr community is vast and...
artyucko replied to your post: NEWSFLASH: MYSPACE IS NOT SHUTTING DOWN … too bad I don’t have my skeletalTom.jpg I remember that one, it’s a good one
NEWSFLASH: MYSPACE IS NOT SHUTTING DOWN NEWSFLASH: PEOPLE ARE POSTING “RIP MYSPACE” ON THEIR FEEDS NEWSFLASH: THE INTERNET IS ONE BIG GAME OF TELEPHONE
maybe Tumblr posting isn’t down after all.
“I have always been envious of people who have been able to grow a mustache,” Eli Manning said. “Mine just does not come in with the Tom Selleck thickness that I’ve always wanted.”
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Especially since I was storing all of my midget porn in that account. I’m relieved to learn this, and I’m considering the matter closed for now. Thank you, everyone, for your support during this ordeal. Emphasis mine, as if a tornado leveled his house and killed half his neighbors. Newsflash Mr. Smartypants: when you buy cheap server slices from a shady Eurotrash proprietor, expect worse shit...
FYI: the people who turned up at the Stonewall Inn last night are the same people who cheered at Ground Zero the night Bin Laden was killed. Stonewall is the last place I’d go to support the gay movement. Ownership has changed many times over the years and the place stopped being a respectable gay bar years ago. Now it’s another tourist trap with no local culture connections at all....
Hey California, tell me how NY’s ass taste. (ok maybe that’s not the right taunt to use in THIS situation…) (I’mma keep my mouth shut now)
NY State Approves Sexless Gays
mandalay: Stealing an unlocked bike is a crime? Really? The NOPD, in their quest for greatness, decided to leave an unlocked bike on freaking St. Charles Ave and arrest anyone who tried to steal it. They arrested five people in less than an hour. Shocking! How is taking an UNLOCKED bike 100%, definitely, no question about it - a crime? People leave out items for others to take all the time,...
This would be uplifting if it didn’t involve idiots in SUVs not being able to avoid collisions with other easily visible users of the road. I wonder what happened to said driver… left the scene of the accident? Did they even get a citation? I guess we accept that people causing other people to become quadriplegics is something that happens as a result of routine daily tasks? But I...
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Katherine Helmond is still being lascivious on TV? Good for her!
My father is a retired sergeant from a nearby town in New Jersey. He served as a decorated police officer for 25 years until 1998. He also served in the Army during Vietnam. New Jersey legislators, led by Chris Christie, just voted to reduce his retirement benefits, including raising his healthcare costs and suspending cost-of-living pension increases. Chris Christie is very proud of himself. ...
Have we covered this yet? This is barrel-scraping at its lowest. Painfully bad headlines.
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This is the most important avuncular music nom de plume since Uncle Kracker.
rendit replied to your post: By the way, there aren’t any really iconic images… “Such a good movie,” CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THIS COPY OF BATMAN FOREVER Right, because Schumacher knew how to make the audience feel the connection between characters. Especially between Val Kilmer and Nicole Kidman. Uh huh.