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The BrianVan National Tour

September 8: Boston September 14: Brooklyn, NY* September 16-17: Austin September 18-20: San...
Sep 1st

Reminder:

antikris: If you’re going to have a post work, pre work, or even just a cocktail for no particular...
Aug 31st
I just saw Branka Katic on a promo for that Bored To Death Jonathan Ames show on HBO… and...
Aug 31st
ohhleary: Sketch of the new streetscape along Allen Street...
Aug 31st

The Cruelest Tradeoff of Our Friendship

natashavc: Bestie does not own a TV. Which means NO MAD MEN ACESS. If this was the episode where...
Aug 31st
Edward Rondthaler, Foenetic Speler, Dies at...
Aug 30th
icopythat: thingsthatexciteme: Demi this was unexpected...
Aug 30th
reimer: Manhattan Mariachi Morning, NYC Subway ...
Aug 30th

From The Clever Writing Dept.

Even environmentalists acknowledge that the site, in Perry County, is in many ways ideal. Most of...
Aug 30th
antikris: I predict the future…. We love you Krisanne.
Aug 29th
Aug 29th
Breakfast is late. But that’s ok.
Aug 29th
jennabee: Anyone want to see my cooter? No? Okay.
Aug 29th

Let Me Translate That For You

“I’m not going to complain about…” = “I know it’s insensible...
Aug 29th
When left to their own devices without the interference of HR sharks and entrepreneurial shitheads,...
Aug 29th
Mulva!
Aug 29th

From The Inbox

Part of a longer message that is no less baffling in complete form: It would be pretty excellent...
Aug 29th

Summer of Death (and Rain) Explained

Clearly the Holy Father is trying to tell us something with all of these harsh and tragic...
Aug 29th
DJ AM Was Found Dead In His NYC Apartment
Aug 29th
From the Feelings of Loss Dept.
Aug 28th
antikris: Um Tumblr…..help a sista out.  You see the...
Aug 28th
caterpillarcowboy: dosomethingprettywhileyoucan: They’re...
Aug 28th

STATISTICAL TIE!!!

(one thing to add… harness the energy of the ultra-competitive people. Try not to leave them...
Aug 28th

Hey topherchris

**annoyed look** I am happy to have these frivolous contests (and I am competitive) but for the...
Aug 28th
Your Comments on a Theory About Rising...
Aug 28th
If the current results hold, cats & sharks were separated by 0.07% of the total Tumblarity count...
Aug 28th
Aug 28th
fmylife: kapi: Presenting Sex Shark. You can all go home...
Aug 28th
Warch Watch
“The Survivor”
Aug 28th
fmylife: (via kapi)
Aug 28th
Cats and Sharks separated by roughly 0.3% of the total Tumblarity. CLOSE.
Aug 28th

Bad news for baxterp and brianvan.

wellwhiskeyfriday: So, because I got hammered Saturday night and completely forgot about my live...
Aug 28th
(via fmylife)
Aug 28th
http://www.theawl.com/tag/really-fuck-me
Aug 28th
dpstyles: http://twitter.com/stviewonder (via...
Aug 28th
“It’s the usual garbage. And people describing, inaccurately,...”
—  Dear Whit Stillman, On...
Aug 28th

I hate cats.

reconnoitre: Let me tell you why. When I was in my 20’s I lived with a roommate, let’s call...
Aug 28th
“It is I who controls the subculture! Pay no...
Aug 28th

SHARKS ARE SO CLOSE

fmylife: reblog this
Aug 28th
(via fmylife)
Aug 28th
That Whit Stillman interview? I’ve had more animated discussions with homeless people. He...
Aug 28th
fmylife: (via topherchris)
Aug 28th
Warch Watch
ardenashley: Landshark SNL Skit “Candygram….” Favoritest.
Aug 28th
Warch Watch
Slowly inching back over to Team Britney. But, guys, seriously! If she goes nuts again, I’m...
Aug 28th
(via chrisfel) LOOK, IT’S CLEVER DESIGN AND...
Aug 28th

Hi Yahoo! And what is your sage advice...

Keep a perfect credit score To maintain the cleanest credit, there’s one thing you should...
Aug 28th

Other fun facts about "Big"

Josh Baskin basically invented the Kindle. If you Google “big”, the first result is the...
Aug 28th
tanya77: fuckyeahsharks: (via parachuteshark) BIGGER...
Aug 28th
NO ONE WOULD EVER TRY THIS WITH MARGARINE
Aug 28th

Did you know...

…it’s not looking so good for the cats right now?
Aug 28th
tanya77: fuckyeahsharks: THATS CRAZY!
Aug 28th
tanya77: fuckyeahsharks: Because in a feeding frenzy,...
Aug 28th

In other sentimentality matters

Tonight’s movie of the night is “Big”, which, if you’ve ever let me talk...
Aug 28th
Hey, does anyone want to be friends with the type of smart guy who has memorized the Olive Garden...
Aug 28th

Wait.

katiebakes: Is anyone else watching Alec Baldwin on Jimmy Fallon right now? Unreal. Regal, even....
Aug 28th

PEOPLE WHO OWN TOO MANY CATS ARE FREAKY...

ohhleary: johncody: savannahhhh: PEOPLE WHO OWN SHARKS ARE FUCKING AWESOME! PLUS, YOU CAN NEVER...
Aug 28th

Helpful tip!

Do you need a brilliant extra-sharp web designer?! On contract?! Try staffing the job somewhere...
Aug 28th
(via tesslynch) A bath with a view! (Which, in Seinfeld...
Aug 28th
Justice | vanityfair.com
Aug 28th
Q: In light of John Hughes death (one of my favorites of all time) I ask you this obvious question...
Aug 27th
Warch Watch
One of my favorite clips. Someone should start a Larry-David-themed FML blog.
Aug 27th
ryanbrown: @Aisle424: Is it true that the new Final Destination movie where everyone dies...
Aug 27th
Are we all talking again about how media is doomed, and how media workers are whiny and/or fucked? ...
Aug 27th
Oh good, I wore the same two shoes this time! :-P
Aug 27th

Gorf, The End Of The World, And The...

alexbalk: I have lived with this column for a week or so now as we went through the process of...
Aug 27th
caterpillarcowboy: The Original Pancake Wrap Reason #17...
Aug 27th

This Damned Illness, Day 4

Well, the scratchy throat is still there… I keep taking Vitamin C… I’m taking...
Aug 27th
(now taking requests!)
Aug 27th
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caro: kellyreeves: efronathon: Doppleganger city Hot...
Aug 26th
katiebakes: GPOYW -Dave And I’m just off-frame,...
Aug 26th
marseeah: via CNN.com It strikes again!
Aug 26th

Summer of Death: overwhelming your...

ninety9: Quick! Who were the two other celebrities that died right before Michael? (I had to Google...
Aug 26th

I should add...

Regarding the “Living Liberally” stuff… I once came into awareness of Drinking...
Aug 26th

On Progressions

Drinking Liberally became Laughing Liberally became Screening Liberally became Eating Liberally...
Aug 26th
whatcriscilikes: thedailywhat: Street Art of the Day:...
Aug 26th
ninety9: This explains all the FML 4SQ check-ins from BV. This would be ironic considering my...
Aug 26th
by request.
Aug 26th
I am in such poor health that I am indifferent to watching a movie with Shia LeBeouf and Turtle from...
Aug 26th

Apparently, size does matter.

fullcredit: Funny how important 2 little inches can be. that’s what she said.
Aug 26th

From The Awesomely Written Obituaries...

He was a Rabelaisian figure in the Senate and in life, instantly recognizable by his shock of white...
Aug 26th
Day 3 of being ill. Today’s not so bad, just a sore throat, but I have to admit this virus (or...
Aug 26th
I’m just reading now that a good way to break a fever is to have something with ginger in it....
Aug 25th
marseeah: It’s very satisfying to have a full wine rack. ...
Aug 25th
Me + shark hand. Grrr. I’m a shark.
Aug 24th
So VW dropped their agency? Must have been that talking (classic) Beetle in the latest campaign that...
Aug 24th

No One

sashas: Has a firm handshake anymore. A loose, wobbly handshake is so unnattractive. (I posted...
Aug 24th
I am trying to sleep away a nasty fever accompanied by a...
Aug 24th
6h057: cakeface: via...
Aug 24th
Hahahahah. No Peter, I ain’t even logging into that...
Aug 23rd
This happened too? WTF? BTW, how can you blame ANYONE for random acts of violence in NYC if murders...
Aug 23rd
So this happened.....
Aug 23rd
Aug 22nd
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Aug 21st
realrealsoft: “hi, i’m billy ray cyrus and i cry myself to...
Aug 21st
I can’t believe softball is still on. I was just biking up First avenue and I got rained on;...
Aug 21st
Hope this completely ruins your day with cuteness. ...
Aug 21st
I was just browsing through headlines and saw, briefly, “creator of ‘60 Minutes’,...
Aug 21st
asie: bbook: Today’s a magical day! Meet our September...
Aug 21st
Quarterlife Growing Up
Aug 21st
“Your father is still winning at the shore”
Aug 21st

From The Inbox

“Breast Cancer Awareness Charity Event!” Sure, would be glad to. **squeeze** (what...
Aug 21st

"That’s enough, Nickelback."

“A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the...
Aug 21st
Aug 21st
"...and in many ways I'm an artist myself who...
Aug 21st
Aug 21st
katiebakes: The BBC said on Wednesday that it is...
Aug 21st
thecasualreader: [re: staying away from fashion] You’re painting with a pretty big brush there....
Aug 21st

Anyone know where i can get a basic...

whiskeyandgoatsmilk: nothing fancy i just need to piss in a cup, have them take my weight and then...
Aug 21st
In happier, less sweaty times…
Aug 21st
You know how intense my morning workout was? No, I...
Aug 21st

The New York Social Scene: The Dark Side

adrienfield: I had an experience tonight that really disgusted me beyond belief and confirmed...
Aug 21st
fuckyeahthirties: FUCK YEAH DOREE SHAFRIR! A few months...
Aug 20th
screamwhenyouburn: I love how when I dance and bust out some...
Aug 20th
Advertising Is JetBlue’s “All-You-Can-Jet”...
Aug 20th
antikris: lookatthisfuckinghipster: Look at this fucking...
Aug 20th

The sad thing about trying to do...

… is that it will almost certainly be ruined by a small rabid pack of self-promoters.
Aug 20th
I did the web personality analyzer the other day… it didn’t work that well because there...
Aug 20th
Blue screen of not-good
Aug 20th
Lunch ended up also being not-chicken. It was pan-fried eggplant (salt, balsalmic, olive oil, puréed...
Aug 20th
anastasiafriscia: There is no reason to ever apply to an administrative assistant internship. But of...
Aug 20th
saucy: Lunch: Green Market Heirloom Tamato Salad. But...
Aug 20th
Antikris: i need to stop making friends with bloggers so I can continue to be mean to them
Aug 20th
fucker.
Aug 20th
allthecoolkids: Hello Tumblr. It’s my birthday on...
Aug 20th
UPDATE: Left the chicken out of things. (It’ll be for lunch) Went with vanilla yogurt and...
Aug 20th
There are some recipes online involving chicken cooked into omelettes or fritattas… yet...
Aug 20th
Dammit, does anyone know any way to have chicken for breakfast? I have some leftovers I wanna use up...
Aug 20th

Blakeley WTF happened?

Aug 20th

Learn to STAB

KNIFE SKILLS Thursday, August 27th 6-7:30pm Broadway Panhandler (8th Street and Broadway/Mercer;...
Aug 20th
Artichoke Pizza, it’s been far too long.
Aug 20th
I’m watching both Top Chef shows tonight. Maybe I shouldn’t. After all, I cooked...
Aug 20th
feistyred: ohhleary: GPOYW. I want to grill this weekend! ...
Aug 19th
Most of your themes don’t display tags, even if your dashboard posts do. I coded a tag list...
Aug 19th
That didn’t spark the Tumblarity surge I was anticipating. Oh well! Sorry if it all hits too...
Aug 19th

Daily Affirmations

(repeat in the mirror 10 times) WE’RE ALL RETARDED ON TUMBLR. WE’RE ALL INSENSITIVE...
Aug 19th
gawker: This is not a blog. This is not a blog. This is not...
Aug 19th
anastasiafriscia: brianvan: WANT. But can’t have. Boy does it suck being a broke grown-up. I...
Aug 19th
WANT. But can’t have. Boy does it suck being a broke grown-up.
Aug 19th
via NYT obit of Don Hewitt But with [60 Minutes’] success, and with its demonstration that...
Aug 19th

Tag your email posts

staff: To take advantage of Tag Channels and other tagging features in emailed posts, we’re now...
Aug 19th
Andrea Rosen: Is Auto-Tune expensive?
like, does $300 sound right?
bvan: oh i dunno
i've never looked it up
Andrea Rosen: it's probably cheaper to just learn to sing
Aug 19th
Sometimes people say: We’re hiring an intern! Which I often hear as: We want to underpay...
Aug 19th
Was talking to someone yesterday about the whole Monroe College lawsuit and the value of higher...
Aug 19th
pleasedontsqueezetheshaman: hman: Aw, STACKO? Lame. I...
Aug 19th

Don't be a programmer, part 23,835

Reading the good-ol’ Ruby NYC mailing list today… Turns out someone has an offer for a...
Aug 19th
Vote for my SXSW panel! Please?...
Aug 19th
mattharvey: It can get really ugly when old folks and the internet collide. In a case with...
Aug 19th
Warch Watch
Champion, it’s time for cat massage!
Aug 19th
NYT fronting much better picture of Robert Novak now. The one they first used was completely...
Aug 18th
spiers: Thing is, I don’t find Lodwick very weird at all. He has a definable eccentricity...
Aug 18th
A City Council Asks Washington to Forgive...
Aug 18th

Oh shit, now someone in media died so...

It’ll be a great day to rob a bank, or eight of them; there will be no coverage.
Aug 18th

TOP FIVE THINGS TO DO THAT LOCALS...

599club: For example, a New Yorker would never suggest a visit to Canal Street to buy a fake...
Aug 18th

I think I shall have to begin watching...

katiebakes: Kathy Ireland, 46 Joanna Krupa, 30 Mya, 30 Natalie Coughlin, 26 Chuck Liddell,...
Aug 18th
(via peabs) EVERY TIME YOU DO THIS I HAVE TO WATCH THE...
Aug 18th

Tumblr needs ACTUAL hashtags

Simple concept: instead of having to find a form inside of a dropdown (and I’ve never...
Aug 18th
jendunlap: thanks, google. If Google were really...
Aug 18th
kmaverick: “It’s Dating 101 for the internet generation: If a guy pulls out his phone once you sit...
Aug 18th
“I am an internet entrepreneur and have found the most...”
— If you ever wanted to know...
Aug 18th

I Need Someone To Explain To Me In Three...

Aug 18th

Never ask KatieBakes to manage your...

Scored <=50%? I mean, that’s just embarrassing.
Aug 18th
I CAN GET YOU FREE CABLE
Aug 18th
Aug 18th
A MEGA COLLECTION OF SUR LA TABLE PORN. Most of these are...
Aug 17th
OH MAH GAWD
Aug 17th
Yay
Aug 17th
I have a complaint about this nonsense. Since when is running a errand on a sick day a reason to get...
Aug 17th

I need a programming thing. A simple...

Specifics: I want it to run as a background thing, for a specific account, and I need it to check...
Aug 17th
pleasedontsqueezetheshaman: hatethefuture: 9009: Does it...
Aug 17th

On Those "Entitled" Twenty-Somethings

The really nutty thing is that the Boomers not only take zero responsibility for a failed...
Aug 17th
georgiaisyourfriend: nayadiction: moderation: (via...
Aug 17th
thatgirlallison: (via josh)
Aug 17th
Warch Watch
whiskeyandgoatsmilk: robotsarebetter: Worf hates surprise parties. FTW This is turning into...
Aug 17th
Warch Watch
icopythat: thedailywhat: Early Bird Special: Patrick Stewart, as Captain Picard, sings the...
Aug 17th
mandalay: thedame:wonderlandcode831 One Thing On The...
Aug 16th

One Thing On The Internet That Bores Me...

peterfeld: Poorly lit closeups of overrated comfort food someone is about to dig into ...
Aug 16th
(via baxterp) I JUST passed you on the bike. No joke.
Aug 16th

One Thing On The Internet That Bores Me...

Young Manhattanite (Thought I’d help the SEO, boss.)
Aug 16th

Nothing Decent On TV Tonight

Oh wait, I forgot… Another new episode of “Entourage”!!! Suck it, TV snobs. ...
Aug 16th

The Late-Career-Liz-Phair Rabbithole

markcoatney: “Extrordinary”? No, that one’s actually worse
Aug 16th
I’m listening to that Matrix-produced Liz Phair song that made everyone hate her… but I...
Aug 16th

Suggestions for Jessica's 23rd Birthday,...

Strip club trip Strip club trip Strip club trip Strip club trip Strip club trip Strip...
Aug 16th
TODAY IN SUR LA TABLE: Tuscan Olive Plates. They will make...
Aug 16th

BrianVan MedicalWatch Update

byteofpythias is right… if you think you have a head injury, don’t just pass out. ...
Aug 16th
There are two points of view in life: that you are the one doing the boning (and your dick costs a...
Aug 16th
Ok. I figured it out. I got home safe but I got hit by...
Aug 15th
Not ok
Aug 15th
Happy slob
Aug 15th
Aug 15th

SummerStreets tomorrow

E-mail me DM me on Twitter Say hi when you run into me! Starting around 9am.
Aug 15th
tesslynch: Being a struggling freelance person (I won’t...
Aug 14th
Oh the strange things I do. I’m at Destination Bar finding ways to distract me from...
Aug 14th

Just Booked My All-You-Can-Jet pass

hoooo boy it is ON now. (FYI - This is a family thing. I’m using it to visit my dad for his...
Aug 14th
goldenfiddle: As you’ve never seen her: unless you have the...
Aug 14th
They were just playing Pet Shop Boys on the speaker system at Destination. Graphic sexual wisecracks...
Aug 14th
Aug 14th
thatgirlallison: brianvan :nickmcglynn: ALL YOU CAN...
Aug 14th
Ok, better now
Aug 14th

Come for the degradation, stay for the...

pleasedontsqueezetheshaman: Attractive Woman needed to grill hot dogs at fantasy football draft....
Aug 14th

Hey, remember I was searching for the...

I found it. “When you’re spending $2K on a table out east, you better make sure you’re ready...
Aug 14th
I need some cleaning up
Aug 14th
OM NOM NOM NOM Wait, $45? How many lobster rolls do you get...
Aug 14th

How the magic happens.

alexbalk: BALK: Cintra Wilson wrote something mean about fat people and now she’s in trouble!...
Aug 14th
nickmcglynn: ALL YOU CAN FLY FOR ONE MONTH - $599 ...
Aug 14th
katiebakes: por favor? Bakes, assuming this is about bikes...
Aug 14th
peterfeld: I’m guessing this was a really long engagement. ...
Aug 13th
RIP Paul Simon. You were a great Congressman from Texas. And...
Aug 13th
Why Monroe College Should Pay When Its Graduates Can’t Find Jobs — New York Magazine
Aug 13th

How To Catch The Twitter Wave, And Get...

Read promo deals from companies with 1M followers Come up with clever idea regarding such a...
Aug 13th
GET OFF MY RESTAURANT SUPPLIES, says crazy man with shotgun in Harlem.
Aug 13th
whiskeyandgoatsmilk: stick a fork in me….(via ragetoons)
Aug 13th
Taco Thursday, going commando… oh the perversions.
Aug 13th
amyblair: What is up with this 12-year old Fiona Apple...
Aug 13th

You know what they should have at SXSW?

Social Media Death Panel Discussion
Aug 13th

From the Inbox

“Golf News for Baby Boomers” BZZZT! Baleeted. I don’t look THAT much like my...
Aug 13th
whatevs: “Oh yeah, Rachel, show me that solar plexus! Don’t...
Aug 13th
Re-reviewing this article for a relevant conversation, I noticed there are partner/affiliate links...
Aug 13th
“People just don’t read things anymore.”
— jkottke (via ryanbrown) Huh,...
Aug 13th
I have written for “a ton” of publications too (I can paste in links if you like Ms....
Aug 13th
And that’s how the ribs turned out.
Aug 13th

Oh noes.

LOWER EAST SIDE— Bondi Road has expanded its “Endless Brunch” special—a brunch dish and...
Aug 12th
thatgirlallison: (via topherchris) Where are you...
Aug 12th
fek: (posted with tweetshots.com) BLOCKING GAWKER WILL...
Aug 12th

Hey, which one of these should I apply...

New York Magazine - nymag.com - Jobs Of those web dev positions: the UX developer matches my career...
Aug 12th
In the future we all rely on asinine recruiting techniques: Tina Hamilton, of HireVision Group,...
Aug 12th

Just saw the Rosa Parks thing. I'm not...

jgh: The vast majority of the health care protesters are so virulent because their...
Aug 12th
antikris: Dont let this happen to you.  All push and no...
Aug 12th

Follow @599club on Twitter

That would be, http://twitter.com/599club
Aug 12th
Judging from the volume of responses, a lot of you disenfranchised young adults strongly approve of...
Aug 12th

The $599 Club

Why don’t a bunch of us just disappear for the month of September and hopscotch on (unlimited)...
Aug 12th
State Dept. struggles to explain Hillary Clinton’s outburst A welcome change from the rest of...
Aug 12th
bikerfish: In other “where are they now?” news… Oh noes,...
Aug 12th
“I’ve got it in my contract that I only work with pretty boys. My next movie is with...
Aug 12th
Yeah.
Aug 12th
Cure for ills: slow-cooked short ribs. (ready at 7pm)
Aug 12th
“The four most over-rated things in life are champagne,...”
— Christopher Hitchens (post...
Aug 12th
rins: youngmanhattanite: I would like $441 worth of bagels, please. Bernie hit up Lure Fishbar...
Aug 12th

CINTRA WILSON: The Terse Bio

Cintra is originally from San Francisco, where she spent several years performing and writing for...
Aug 12th
Oh, it’s not just that one picture. Do you really...
Aug 12th
OH HAI CINTRA WILSON! Why do you hate Americans?
Aug 12th
I don’t like doing those, “Uhggghhh I feel terrible today” posts. But then I...
Aug 12th
Ha.
Aug 12th
More in “UR DOIN IT RONG”: If you’re in the US, you can watch the pilot episode...
Aug 12th
thatgirlallison: (via soupsoup) (via mascarah) Hey,...
Aug 12th

All these people suddenly praising G.I....

It feels like everyone started telling me to put salt on my cereal instead of sugar. Is this some...
Aug 12th
Aug 12th
Its salty kick was another reason to have it around. Frank, we feel the same way about you too.
Aug 12th
In a rare by-name call-out, I am teaching the Internets a...
Aug 11th
Today is crazy. I think I’ll fix that with a bike ride.
Aug 11th
Crudo review
Aug 11th
msg: You Are Your Best Investment as seen on St Marks...
Aug 11th
peabs: “You’re so FUCKED.” squeeeee I will re-film this...
Aug 11th
Sweet sweet lobster roll!
Aug 11th
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Warch Watch
Unbelievably, Whitney Houston has a hot new song.
Aug 11th
Lord, what a stinking pile of trash emails I get between 2am and 9am. ARCHIVE ARCHIVE ARCHIVE...
Aug 11th
ronen-v: This is pretty much my map of America (from an...
Aug 10th

Have to love the news

“BREAKING: Just now, while searching the scene of a violent collision where several people are...
Aug 10th
peterfeld: Rejected applicant for Twitter’s replacement for...
Aug 10th

"Bloomberg: let me just say in defense...

katiebakes: Gregory: what’s the endgame in Afghanistan? Jones: Total security, safety, economic...
Aug 10th
I just had the realization that, because of a chained series of relationships, A-Rod probably has...
Aug 10th
reimer: theduty: YAY INTERNETS! Wow. Awesome. And,...
Aug 10th

I'm still trying to figure out where the...

(via pleasedontsqueezetheshaman) I mean, I’d probably just store it in my ass, wouldn’t...
Aug 10th
Lazy trend writers: should we ban them from Twitter? BTW, who’s the first person most of my...
Aug 9th
This is the only big t-shirt that Carolyn has.
Aug 9th
Aug 8th
(we’re having a perfect day. CAROL, HOLD MY CALLS)
Aug 8th
Aug 7th
goldenfiddle: Taylor Momsen, sixteen going on Lohan. This...
Aug 7th
I’d make a joke, but, uhh… Holy shit. (btw DJ is...
Aug 6th
youngmanhattanite: I just got an evite for a going-away party for two people I’ve never heard of. ...
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Are you ready? Cause HERE IT COMES.
Aug 6th
“man, there was a sleazoid at 230 5th last week — he was...”
— Mo describing my dream man...
Aug 6th
Aug 6th
Listen, I know that I’m a yuppie, and I’m ok with that, but compared to most of these...
Aug 6th

Someone wake me up when someone starts...

Aug 6th

Jazz is so edgy. Cocktails, so edgy.

(via GofG) Last night at Gallery Bar on the Lower East Side, Sally Golan and The Blaq List hosted...
Aug 6th
I saw that Twitter was back up, so I made a joke about Nick...
Aug 6th

J-Dubs, there's a handball court ONE...

I thought it was a B-ball court, guess I never really looked! What’s it take to get you to...
Aug 6th
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Marco, please just pretend for a second...
Aug 6th
I would just like to reiterate my enthusiasm for this. However I cannot afford tickets...
Aug 6th