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Honest question - has anyone ever found it useful for a digital media job search? Sure,...
Jul 2nd
There’s been a glitch in the Matrix…
Jul 2nd
“This seems to me to rather precisely miss the point. The...”
— Old Media Blues - Megan...
Jul 2nd
Lookin’ good!
Jul 2nd
TOMORROW'S ADVENTURE
Jul 2nd
“We are building the place where you can live with your gadgets online in...
Jul 2nd
Stop writing state-of-online-writing/advertising pieces faster than I can read them! thx.
Jul 2nd
geisen: Except for the fact that your essay is the only reason why the big, commercial...
Jul 2nd

(... but hiding their whereabouts!)

Don’t worry, I always figure out where all of you are. It’s junior high detective work...
Jul 2nd

Let's Clarify.

I don’t even have a comment. God, it’s brilliant and I have no desire to add to it....
Jul 1st
Did you not listen when I said that you are at the mercy of...
Jul 1st

Dear Titans of The Online Advertising...

Oh goody, it’s my turn to share an opinion! (Just for you, Ryan Brown) Soup is correct that...
Jul 1st

You know, I actually watched a romantic...

Quelle horreur!
Jul 1st
So, this is the official birthday invite. Saturday, July...
Jul 1st
katiebakes: youngmanhattanite: Memebusters. Anyone wanna...
Jul 1st
Do you belong in NYC?
Jul 1st
Warch Watch
caro: fimoculous: Your least favorite video for the next five minutes: “Alcohol,” Millionaires....
Jul 1st

enough with the pie vs. cake debate,...

fullcredit: and tell me more about this poutine situation. There’s a new poutine-only joint...
Jul 1st
Mr. Yurdin worked at TEKsystems, which employs people for short periods as contractors for other...
Jul 1st
(via molls)
Jul 1st
nudawn: peterwknox: Can’t believe I’m coming back to this...
Jun 30th
A dead body lying in state would be the least weird thing about the Neverland Ranch.
Jun 30th
youngmanhattanite: What team are you on? Hey there! We’re throwing a flacks ‘n’ hacks party on...
Jun 30th
The rankings aren’t so much different from the last...
Jun 30th
“It kind of just changes your whole concept of idolatry … I...”
— Chuck Klosterman, in Bill...
Jun 30th
evillageidiot: The word “crush” isn’t exactly an accurate...
Jun 30th
If you hear about a King Of Pop bar crawl next Saturday at Village Pourhouse and you’re...
Jun 30th

I'm sick at home and just spent an hour...

evillageidiot: So, you know, a simple “thank you” would’ve been nice. CAROL, HOLD MY CALLS
Jun 30th
tanya77: slippy: Twitter / Billy Corgan (via Slippy...
Jun 30th
Reading some stuff about Michael Jackson, and something interesting that has come up amidst the...
Jun 30th
fullcredit: georgiegirlnyc: Oh good. Winston gets to wear...
Jun 30th
asie: kapi: Lesbians!!!! For DarkLamb and momma...
Jun 30th
“One of Tumblr’s hidden gems is an active community of Tumblr...”
— Mashable: Posterous vs....
Jun 30th

In the interest of time...

adeandabet: …and witnessing many a Top Chef gnocchi snafu under the constraints of the clock, I am...
Jun 30th
The answers to your query aren’t looking so good,...
Jun 30th

Signs I have problems

jgh: I have 1066 e-mails to clear through on my Gmail. When I saw this, I immediately thought,...
Jun 30th
The bad news in shameful pleasures is that Bill Simmons did a podcast with Klosterman today about...
Jun 30th
venezianijournal: kateism: Rice to riches spring st. This...
Jun 30th
FAILparty (mostly older posts, though… nothing from...
Jun 29th
“Note to Melissa: Please don’t turn this into a Tumblr called...”
— associationofshitcannedmediaeli...
Jun 29th
That’s an AWFUL thing to say to the guy.
Jun 29th
mandalay: (via homecoming)
Jun 29th

sammich

realrealsoft: brianvan: I just made a sandwich. Let me make a sandwich for your company. WHAT IT...
Jun 29th
I just made a sandwich. Let me make a sandwich for your company.
Jun 29th
mandalay: brigno:maafna:abbyjean:postbourgie Yep, that’s...
Jun 29th

OK Bakes I now have read yesterday's...

Jun 29th
I was a sandwich expert before it was popular to be a sandwich expert.
Jun 29th

celebrities who I think would give good...

arod: pizzariffic: bthny: 1. questlove 2. paul rudd 3. Dolly Parton 4. Biz Markie
Jun 29th
ninety9: WSJ speculates that AEG might make money coming and going in the MJ ticket refund scenario....
Jun 29th
(via molls)
Jun 29th
antikris: shorterexcerpts:fuuckk) No one let Lucas see...
Jun 29th
Listen Listen
Jun 29th
Self-portrait.
Jun 29th
I have summer all figured out.
Jun 29th

That acutally sounds like a good idea......

jgh: You don’t count. brianvan: I’ll link up a pair of Doc Martens for you… Perfect for...
Jun 29th

What's wrong with that? Every girl needs...

If there was something equally manwhorish, not only would I wear it daily but I’d wear it to...
Jun 29th
You don't count.
Jun 29th
Bar speakers are playing “Billie Jean” - heard it 20 times this weekend and absolutely...
Jun 29th
If there’s anything I know about the girls I know,...
Jun 29th
reconnoitre: Sunday Supper: Spinach, Mushroom, and Sweet...
Jun 28th
adamiss: Spotted: Matching artichoke tats. Sure they’re...
Jun 28th
caro: Very tempted to get the peach white zinfandel but...
Jun 28th
Did anyone notice that iPhone OS 3.0 made the GSM-based unshielded speaker wire interference go...
Jun 28th
@biteofpythias: Yes.
Jun 28th

in my defense...

biteofpythias: i said “virtually” insurmountable. You have no defense, Douchecliff.
Jun 28th
The temperature in the room just dropped 15 degrees. Wasn’t the goal, but the five Brazilian...
Jun 28th

Soccer. Srsly.

Jun 28th

USA v. Brazil

Is there a decent/recommended place to watch? loscheiner: There are many reasons why i don’t like...
Jun 28th
“BULLETIN — OFFICIAL: HONDURAN SOLDIERS TAKE AWAY CUBAN...”
— BreakingNews May you live in...
Jun 28th
soupsoup: petervidani: This is how the story broke. ...
Jun 28th
whiskeyandgoatsmilk: so this happened…. Oh, so it was THAT...
Jun 28th

This Year's Zombiecon is going to be one...

There will be hundreds of MJs and Billy Mays and Bea Arthurs, but brass balls to the person who goes...
Jun 28th
Confirmed. Sad. Also, only 50 years old. Should we revise the life expectancy rates in America now?...
Jun 28th
This entire story is bananas. So, MJ was gay, he had a chronic genetic condition, he couldn’t...
Jun 28th

I kind of want a bike.

kmaverick: Yes. Everyone in New York has gotten a bike lately. YES. I may be jumping on the...
Jun 28th

Sorry Plum Sykes, you're no longer #1 on...

arod: Congratulations Maggie McGuane, you’re officially a bigger tool than the woman who wrote...
Jun 28th
“douchecliff” (n.) - a potential nickname for someone who is a douche (approved by Ali...
Jun 28th
Jun 28th
Somewhere over the hipster
Jun 27th
Don’t drive angry!
Jun 27th
“I’d name him… McCarren”
Jun 27th
Jun 27th
Jun 27th

There is a "bar tour" on 52nd and 2nd...

http://bit.ly/c6RDv Like a bar crawl but with no itinerary. All the bars are open until 9pm with...
Jun 27th
So what’s going on today?
Jun 27th
Listen Listen
bagcoffee: Herbie Hancock - Rockit MOAR!!!
Jun 27th

Nostalgic Dad meals

magicmolly: Hot dog coins and frozen vegetables Sloppy joes Mashed potatoes and flank steak ...
Jun 27th
Roger Goodell opening an investigation on Plaxico’s behavior reminds me of that Fresh Prince...
Jun 27th
Listen Listen
bagcoffee: Peaches & Iggy Pop - Kick It Coffee Bag, please DJ my life.
Jun 27th
catbird: Michael jackson is over capacity (via :raeioul) ...
Jun 27th
I know it’s TBS (blech), but National Lampoon’s...
Jun 27th
The Tumblarity you take is equal to the Tumblarity you make.
Jun 27th
There are 30 billion people at SuperDouche
Jun 27th
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Jun 27th
Jun 27th
mandalay: mdugard:oio:24frames: Stephanie Seymour, by...
Jun 27th

Contextless Quote From A Conversation

“Dude, you totally had a highlight reel touchdown!”
Jun 27th
(via unicornfandance) I figure Ali would appreciate this,...
Jun 26th

I'm So 3008 You're So 2000 And Late

tesslynch: This is among the stupidest lyrics I’ve ever heard. Hip-hop is sometimes like Robert...
Jun 26th

Redheaded Sci-Fi Battle Chicks

caro: brianvan: OMG, now all you need is a lycra suit, a prop gun, and a secret lair. You’re...
Jun 26th
caro: In honor of Julia’s nouveau redhead rebel look, here’s...
Jun 26th

Notable summer 1958 births

peterfeld: June 7 - Prince Aug. 16 - Madonna Aug. 29 - Michael Jackson Sep. 12 - Peter Feld ...
Jun 26th
An Exceptionally Candid Blog Post from Lisa...
Jun 26th
Guy At Bar Complaining About His Job Turns Out To Be Eli Manning | The Onion - America’s...
Jun 26th
fusioned: baxterp: alanfm78: walpaper: Al’s Italian...
Jun 26th
RT @sportsguy33 @danlj3: LOVE Silver Springs/Rubio reference! Watch the great Stevie/Lindsey...
Jun 26th
nice phone you got, Vince.
Jun 26th
evillageidiot: My day just got 100% better. CAROL, HOLD MY...
Jun 26th
Best career move EVAR! Tupac, you’re a freaking...
Jun 26th
Hey Winehouse, someone told me to tell you, don’t make...
Jun 26th
Wow, I do not look ok today! Time for another trip to the...
Jun 26th
BTW, Sinatra sends his love, says you’re all a bunch...
Jun 26th
My neck was a little stiff when I woke up today!
Jun 26th
Hey, where’s everybody going?
Jun 26th
Don’t call it a comeback!
Jun 26th
Fuck this shit, I’m going on tour anyway!
Jun 26th
“all molestation and plastic surgery and wacko jacko...”
— friday morning coffee (via...
Jun 26th
chetgulland: WTFML
Jun 26th
tanya77: I find it disingenuous of many people right now bemoaning the deaths of Farrah Fawcett and...
Jun 26th
@brianvan For my dead homie I poured my baby out a window 15 minutes ago Your sex life is now...
Jun 26th
@brianvan For my dead homie I poured my baby out a window 15 minutes ago Your sex life is now...
Jun 26th
“Writing a great essay on Tumblr is like pitching a perfect game against the Nationals. In...
Jun 26th
The reason why no one’s too shaken up about Michael Jackson dead at 50 is because it’s...
Jun 26th
Jun 26th
Jun 25th
You know, I’m standing up now and closing down all comm channels to the world on my way out...
Jun 25th
O RLY Yahoo? You sure that’s the top story?
Jun 25th

Need any definite confirmation?

In case CNN, NBC, CBS, TMZ, Gawker aren’t enough for you. The Associated Press confirms.
Jun 25th
evillageidiot: That’s some badass brass. That’s the...
Jun 25th
lialia: My favorite MJ. You know how they did that? They...
Jun 25th

Who's the Third

evillageidiot: brianvan: I know Swayze came up, but he’s actually not the top of the list right...
Jun 25th
LA Times now saying he has died.
Jun 25th
marklow: If the Tumblr brass could waive the one-a-day Audio upload limit for this sad day in...
Jun 25th
in other deathly news…
Jun 25th

Michael Jackson Upgraded to "Coma"

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/ - eh?
Jun 25th

Maybe it's time to get Obama and Biden...

Jun 25th
Jun 25th
Now official. :(
Jun 25th
This amuses me.
Jun 25th

And somewhere, Patrick Swayze is...

“I’ve outlived them all!” *ring ring* “Hey Artie, it’s me, Swayze!...
Jun 25th

The Death Pool Odds have been severely...

A 48 hour period that has Ed McMahon and Farrah Fawcett pass away, with the potential of Michael...
Jun 25th

If he's not dead, he's stupid.

Pep Talk: You met a great guy. You really hit it off. Things were progressing beautifully. Then suddenly he's gone. Plans- cancelled! Texts- ignored! Maybe he's really busy... but no, he just updated his facebook. Ok, well, let's stay calm and look at what matters. At this point, it really doesn't matter what he's feeling/thinking when you're feeling blue. He doesn't have what it takes to date you. He may be a wonderful guy, but he's not giving you what you need. You deserve to be a priority. You are a fucking amazing catch and I feel bad for this guy that he's missing it.
Today remind yourself: If (s)he's not dead, (s)he's stupid.
for realz.
Jun 25th
caterpillarcowboy: josephsunga: re-introducing the...
Jun 25th
Two Banksy Murals Vandilized in Bristol
Jun 25th
I Am Using Your Name In The Title Of This...
Jun 25th

Who's the Third

I know Swayze came up, but he’s actually not the top of the list right now. Odds: Walter...
Jun 25th
On a more contemplative note, and all condolances already forwarded… this is sort of like when...
Jun 25th

bad taste ≠ edgy

(via jaimeleighfairbrother) I’ve deduced my bad taste streak to being more of a boyish...
Jun 25th

Ed, then Farrah...who winds up #3?

baxterp: shorterexcerpts: These things always happen in threes… If it’s Swayze I’ll be PISSED. ...
Jun 25th
I just won my death pool so I’m getting a kick out of these replies. //old FARK joke ///poor...
Jun 25th

On Restraint

I just had my first opportunity of the day to play Tumblr catch-up, and I decided to do something...
Jun 25th
mopostal: High Line Theatrics “Ms. Heffley, 55, a former...
Jun 25th
An article that pimps out 99designs and CrowdSpring, erroneously referring to them as freelancer...
Jun 25th

Why I regret for free.

katiebakes: alexanderbasek: Writing for free was a lot harder when I started out, but I managed...
Jun 25th
Warch Watch
was this something people once watched?
Jun 24th
innonate: msg: i bike ny by michael on Aviary.com On...
Jun 24th
GPOYW rained-out bad hair edition
Jun 24th
Jun 24th
Jun 24th
And this as well.
Jun 24th
Jun 24th
Line for Kusama @ Gagosian. I’ve procrastinated FAR...
Jun 24th
The LES in 2050
Jun 24th
Well, here’s a first… I just tried to watch a movie for the sole reason that one of the...
Jun 24th
youngmanhattanite: Ahn Nguyen was out skateboarding when...
Jun 24th
On the coming neo-feudalism
Jun 24th
“your aunt’s potential for possessing testicles correlates directly to her...
Jun 24th
82nd Academy Awards® to Feature 10 Best...
Jun 24th

Contextless Chat Log

[re: broadcast media] it’s gone far beyond “humble craft” it is a nexus of ego...
Jun 24th
@evillageidiot - jinx.
Jun 24th
fusioned: I’m all fucked up on ludes and jailbreaking my iPhone 3G. This is an interesting...
Jun 24th
Warch Watch
Hmmm, is it time for a Twitter crossover? Why, yes it is! “Press Hop” featuring A....
Jun 24th
That’s a pretty fancy list of dive bars they have going there. Send them to The Patriot,...
Jun 24th
loscheiner: gratuitous.  via v-neck. can we have another...
Jun 24th
frontpages: 2.2M live where air is cancer risk At-risk...
Jun 24th

i hate entitled people.

fullcredit: i worked just as hard to get here as you did, jerk-off. (and, not to toot my own horn,...
Jun 24th
“Good luck with that, homeskillet!”
Jun 24th
Warch Watch
natashavc: oooo this is top 5. Natasha, you sure know how to pick the BEST fucking clips,...
Jun 24th
Yes I’ve been at a bar for a while now. Multitasking.
Jun 24th

From The Inbox

Google Alert: brianvan Scientists discover obnoxious…
Jun 24th
unicornfandance: see here is the diff. between the fuckers that are coming of age now and the...
Jun 24th
1994
Jun 24th
2009
Jun 24th
biteofpythias: lovepuppy: biteofpythias: nothing infuriates me more than senate or congressional...
Jun 24th
rachellehruska: From “Maura” in her post titled “What?” ( Maura, Ryan Brown, and Peter Feld- this...
Jun 24th
asie: I’m not sure what’s going on here but I’m pretty sure...
Jun 24th
Despite Recession, Demand for Skilled Labor Is High - NYTimes.com This article is superior to the...
Jun 24th

AND NOW IT'S PISTACHIOS THAT'LL KILL YOU

Jun 24th
markcoatney: I won’t go into much of this, because, well, it’s 7 pm and there’s drinkin to be...
Jun 24th
chrismohney: If a person posts something, and someone reblogs that post, and I “like” the reblog, am...
Jun 23rd
evillageidiot: Seriously, fuck Robert Morganthau …and the entire Manhattan...
Jun 23rd

(from Rachelle Hruska) Dear Foster...

rachellehruska: Last night, among several other friends, I bumped into Foster Kamer at M2 for the...
Jun 23rd
BREAKING NEWS: Man with no license charged in...
Jun 23rd
Warch Watch
Not that any particular reason is needed.
Jun 23rd
(this is one of those baffling things on my dashboard for...
Jun 23rd

Does anyone know....

antikris: Which one of the cheapie buses goes from NYC to Union Station in DC (Amtrak/ VRE)?  I know...
Jun 23rd
Warch Watch
peterfeld: Ed McMahon, 1923-2009 We bumped into Ed on Catalina Island in 1991. Good times. Nice...
Jun 23rd
frontpages: Lost jobs forcing more out of homes TSA’s...
Jun 23rd
7 Lucrative Jobs from Obama’s Stimulus Plan I know not to put too much thought into this...
Jun 23rd
Warch Watch
THIS HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME (last one’s the best one. Gotta love the Japanese.)
Jun 23rd
Warch Watch
ROCKET SCIENCE IS WHEN SCIENTISTS FIND OUT THINGS ABOUT SPACE
Jun 23rd
Warch Watch
GET YOUR KICKS ON
Jun 23rd
fusioned: Ludes ahoy LUDES!!!
Jun 23rd

Obama's Approval Rating

peterfeld: Obama’s approval rating is 54%. This is about 3 points higher than George W. Bush’s on...
Jun 23rd

Obama's Approval Rating Plummets

venezianijournal: While I myself am not upper class, it’s ridiculous the amount of help the American...
Jun 23rd

Did everyone put forth their 2 cents on...

Very good Miss Miltner! We extended the deadline so that you could get your entry in on time. And...
Jun 22nd
youngmanhattanite: WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF ATTENDING MEDIA COCKTAIL PARTIES IN MANHATTAN? *BURP*
Jun 22nd
keithgessen: This is why government officials in Russia mess...
Jun 22nd

Contextless Chat Log

THE WEAK GET EATEN oh, he often does that repetitious thing with some idea where he publishes, like,...
Jun 22nd

teenage mutant ninja abortion:

whiteleatherpalace: the theory that the abortion you had 13 years ago may be alive & trolling...
Jun 22nd
I am loving The Hype Machine. And yet… I’m turning it off because all it’s doing...
Jun 22nd

The Day We've All Been Waiting For

http://www.tumblr.com/liked/by/brianvan There is a reason I’ve been giving out those little...
Jun 22nd
Beyond Hipsters: Williamsburg’s Tough Economic Realities — Daily Intel — New York News...
Jun 22nd
skeetonmischa: Drew Barrymore has no time for haters....
Jun 22nd
A Ridiculously Good Post By Emily Gould: "Why...
Jun 22nd

Did everyone put forth their 2 cents on...

Your window for socially acceptable timing on this topic is expiring.
Jun 22nd

From the Inbox

“Oh, that looks heavy, la la la.”
Jun 22nd

From the Inbox

Today in failed friend attempts: Said added you as a friend on Facebook.  We need to confirm that...
Jun 22nd
hydeordie: Tomas Saraceno, Flying Garden (detail), 2006 ...
Jun 22nd
Awful Man Offers Witty, Acerbic Take On...
Jun 22nd
Sonic is coming to the NYC area.
Jun 22nd
michaelorell: Fixed. Reblogged for my ignorance and...
Jun 22nd

Cocktails & New Media Dreams

charitini: Anyhow, like most things it’s a little more complicated than “writers should be paid.”...
Jun 22nd
OH HAI
Jun 22nd
There can only be one mayor.
Jun 22nd
LOLBARS
Jun 22nd

Hey Nerve Personals

You’re fired.
Jun 22nd
Ali liked my idea for “BrianVan Clayton”. More on this later.
Jun 22nd

This Week's Blackuweather Forecast

Jun 22nd
"The morning before I went to visit Google, I...
Jun 22nd
Slave Labor: The New, New-Media Profit Model
Jun 22nd

Overheard at the Nest

“Wait… You lost to the Mathletes?!?”
Jun 22nd
6/21 - the night the Turkey’s Nest ran out of PBR....
Jun 22nd
In the future we are all terrible journalists.
Jun 22nd
charitini: brianvan: It’s my guess that Hruska doesn’t give a shit about the future of...
Jun 22nd
It’s my guess that Hruska doesn’t give a shit about the future of journalism, and if...
Jun 22nd
innonate: Fuck you, Justin Day. Grrr must get back...
Jun 22nd

Cocktails & New Media Dreams

sheilamcclear: Good on Rachelle Hruska of the Guest of a Guest blog for a fun NYT Styles writeup....
Jun 22nd
Any PSA that invovles the words “I tangled my cock”… and really, then it’s...
Jun 21st
blakeley: Screw the little packets, it’s much better when...
Jun 21st
fullcredit: brianvan: fullcredit: Thank you, Tropicana....
Jun 21st
fullcredit: Thank you, Tropicana. Thank you. Pulp? Blech....
Jun 21st
bagcoffee: thewarindrew: bandwagonpete: i just wanna...
Jun 21st
Our late nights…
Jun 21st

I try to take it easy this weekend and...

andrearosen: Darude’s Sandstorm, playing full blast from my building’s roof. The dudes on the fifth...
Jun 21st
Jun 21st

Polite Fiction

natashavc: Let’s pretend that this is something we both want to do. That it’s not driven out of a...
Jun 21st
innonate: What ever happened to “leveling up” in...
Jun 20th
Olivia Munn for @goldenfiddle Also, I’ll show Juan...
Jun 20th
HBO Comedy just finished showing National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, and they’re now...
Jun 20th
shetoldmesomemore: 4:20 am Look up in the sky it’s a bird it’s a plane recognize...
Jun 20th
It's amazing how quickly movies can reveal...
Jun 20th
asie: TOMORROW JUNE 20th. UNITED NATION HEADQUARTERS AT 2PM I was all set to give money and turn...
Jun 20th

The Internets are dumb

I am finally putting them off for the day.
Jun 20th

Disappointing.

mandalay: langer: I’m all in favor of supporting good parenting and asking all parents to play...
Jun 20th
(via bagcoffee) FYI, 5 minutes after that, had any of my...
Jun 20th
charitini: Brian Van, I love you, but this post was twelve differnt kinds of creepy. You’re on...
Jun 20th
But hey, while we’re all here and with our pants...
Jun 20th

I hate to break your heart

THERE ISN’T A LEIGHTON MEESTER SEX VIDEO. Via 4chan… via the only people who do any...
Jun 20th

#leightonmeestersextape

So, after a day of hard Internet scouring - Google, Twitter, BitTorrent, even 4chan - there is no...
Jun 19th
“What’s up, London?”
— Britney Spears, in Manchester...
Jun 19th

From the Inbox

Yoga aficionado and jsp/java coder needed Let’s hope one of those ten people on Earth...
Jun 19th
negevrockcity: The novelty t-shirt industry in Jerusalem’s...
Jun 19th

#leightonmeestersextape

Oh, and if you thought following her on Twitter was a good idea… that account is a fake. And...
Jun 19th
“And yes, we’re also introducing another vocabulary word with...”
— Pizza Hut’s possible...
Jun 19th
josephweisenthal: Why? Because the postcard has to go...
Jun 19th

#leightonmeestersextape

Bah, only one torrent option and the tracker is down. Waiting a few hours to search again. I will...
Jun 19th

So wait, THAT'S what this was for?

Remember that crazy “civilization” video that had 400 movie clips edited in and was...
Jun 19th

The Leighton Meester Sex Tape

It is true. (NSFW) See it for $40. (brain asplode)
Jun 19th
Gossip GURL
Jun 19th
UHHH WHUT? How did I not hear this? Our ears should have exploded last night if there was a fire...
Jun 19th
(This is Krisanne’s fault.)
Jun 19th
Right now I’m sending a round of emails to people in-the-know about some sort of scandalous...
Jun 19th
frontpages: Alcohol abuse by GIs soars since ‘03 ...
Jun 19th
A quick word on: Donte Stallworth of Cleveland Browns suspended indefinitely by NFL - ESPN For one...
Jun 19th
whatevs: juliaallison: At the Kraft service table (at...
Jun 18th
My God, it's full of films!
Jun 18th
Anyone go outside today?
Jun 18th
Why New Jersey sucks
Jun 18th
reimer: funsizebytes:mayafish: lilykily: Whaaaat…? I’m...
Jun 18th
Ten Things Not to Do in New York City
Jun 18th
venezianijournal: It’s almost Friday. Almost.
Jun 18th
pleasedontsqueezetheshaman: bebelestrange: The Islander...
Jun 18th
kmaverick: caryrandolph: DAILY DOSE OF (DOWNTOWN) SUMMER...
Jun 18th
It had to be the food. Have you ever flown Continental? Then you know.
Jun 18th
frontpages: Job losses hurting child support Financial...
Jun 18th

AND

I’m not OK right now. I am going to select the most comfortable piece of my bedding and...
Jun 18th

I want a recount

I have been elected president Oscar winner soverign pontiff of fuck me gently with a chainsaw. I...
Jun 18th
I just saw Sara Gore in front of an obvious green screen… That’s a shark jump, ladies....
Jun 18th
Gratuitious Picture Of Yourself At A Rave That Is Really...
Jun 18th
antikris: So I have been called a pussy for not going really short.  I am sorry, but as a woman of...
Jun 18th
baxterp: Speaking of time-traveling ninjas, I was sitting three seats down from Harvey Weinstein and...
Jun 18th
fullcredit: soupsoup: First time I’ve seen a reporter...
Jun 18th

All the news that's...

…ehh. More BHO sitcom life, in the form of an article on flies in the White House, to piss off...
Jun 18th
henryeatspeople: GPOYW: We Fell Asleep At The River Party...
Jun 18th

Most Impractical Idea Of The Day That...

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