In Which My Morning Coffee Kicks In...
bvan: I wish I could post, "hey, [REDACTED TUMBLRCRUSH], meet you in the supply closet in 5 minutes!"
eec: hahahaha
bvan: really
I'm so bad right now
eec: bad like how?
bvan: bad like, I want to take [REDACTED TUMBLRCRUSH] to bed
eec: OH right right
bvan: can I, mom? can I ask the pretty lady to play doctor with me?
eec: now brian, you know what happened the last time you played doctor with the girl next door, we can't afford another trip to the ER
why don't you play office instead
bvan: as in, bend her over the desk and take her?
eec: yes son
Aug 27th