July 2008
...and this is how Kanye West actually blogs. →
davidcho:
Previously: I accuse Kanye to the of having a ghostblogger
Hey! Another Justice jam! It’s like it’s my BIRTHDAY.
Ok, so I fully admit that my query about the shirt was ridiculous, and as I don’t take myself too seriously, I find your wisecracks hysterical. Laughing at myself is sort of the point of this endeavor.
That said:
Someone dropkick this asshole. (via ryanluce)
Time to party raid some glass houses, eh? For your review:
Ryan Luce // Flash Developer // Ass Kicker // Bubblegum Chewer
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youngmanhattanite:
Okay, this is funny.
It’s like performance art. Beautiful in a very bizarre way.
Audrina Patridge - official web site - photos,... →
skeetonmischa:
Audrina from “The Hills” has a blog and more importantly, her sister, Casey is all over it.
My question about the Patridge sisters is this: Do they get a two for one offer when they got breast implants?
Well, no one gets a single boob done. I’m sure it’s like airfare… round-trip is cheaper than two one-ways.
(I AM SUDDENLY ADDICTED TO THIS WEBSITE. MORE...
Poll
antikris:
If Frangry and I throw a Karaoke tumblr party on a Tuesday, who would come…
August 5th? I’d be late but with bells on. I can drink again as of tomorrow!
“I get it, fellas. She’s not intimidating, like one of those women who wears...”
– Julie Klausner on guys who have crushes on Pam from The Office. (via toomuchawesome) (via thumbwrestlinginbaltimore) (via soupsoup)
Condescending, much? Julie Klausner has a solid opinion of what every adult should act like, and it doesn’t include being mousy. (For the record, I neither...
cyclists
seagull:
alohanico:
Step 1: get a bell Step 2: don’t bike on the sidewalk
1. K.
2. But what if it’s a busy street without bike lanes and I don’t want to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie? T_T
2. It’s illegal to bike on the sidewalk. You should walk it when you need to use a sidewalk even temporarily. But that said, the best way to handle this is to memorize the bike-lane routes and take those as...
And who says racism in America is dead? So many enlightened light-skinned folk talkin bout how Ludacris should shut his apple pie hole when it comes to talking Obama to your mama (Whoops, I’m turning lyrical as I type this, I’ll cut it out). I know the rationale here is strategic, about how we don’t want racist white people thinking that Obama is rap-star endorsed, but…...
good luck today, jay →
(via therealjanelle)
Looks like Dr. Jay Parkinson has a new business launching today… you know him as the doc from Williamsburg who makes house calls. I have already signed up for the mailing list to get more information. Check it out.
antikris:
I like when I get reblogged.
I give good reblog.
“i was on a flight recently and i was sitting next to a very professional...”
– Moby [via] (via youngmanhattanite)
“so glad that i started following the tumblrs of you, nudawn and frangry. you...”
– -cajun boy (via antikris)
Wait until you meet them and they do their thing. I witnessed an accidental fingerbang the other night that suddenly erupted into five minutes of shrieking and hysterical laughing. Don’t ask me how it happened. (God punished me for my iPhone fiddling by triggering...
This morning, I successfully handled a potential case of armed robbery in my home, before the culprit got away with anything and before they caused harm to anyone. Cops came and got the guy within 2 minutes. I’m safe, everyone’s safe. And all is well.
In other news, I am still apologizing to my roommate for having told the cops he was an armed robber. (Turns out he’s home from...
soupsoup:
MGMT vs. B.I.G. vs. Justice : Nasty...
Top Nine Songs About Masturbation | The Frisky (via kottke)
“And so, like the Kennedy assassination, the windows-vs.-A/C question defies any attempt to lay it to rest.”
I has events. (via Red Rooster)
Here’s an idea: I have a new influx of event invites in my inbox, all conspiring to make me a consumer of some sort from now until eternity (like, no one’s inviting me to a tribute to BrianVan, and, really, I wouldn’t be too embarrassed to attend one). I am weary, because I haven’t taken a night off since early last week, and I need an intern to attend each of these things...
Trade Talks Broke Down Over Chinese Shift on Food
Mmmm, dumplings.
Choire: “I only really read a page of it though it’s probably interesting, I just couldn’t read it because I was like “Dude when do you have time to write this, should you not be doing something else?” Like, in the same way that I do not have time to do any number of things and I do not even have a job really.”
(also worthy: “… [Found in the...
» 8 People Who Will Ruin Your Party →
smartblonde:
(via wildephotog)
Back To Amber Waves of Grain, or How We All Got...
I was having a conversation the other night with someone about the trend of remote housing communities being abandoned and ghettoized in some rare cases due to the fact that no one could afford to live there or keep the place watched by whomever. The other party in the conversation is someone who lives in a remote community (a very well-established one with no chance of this happening), and became...
Open Request: Firefox CalendarHelper plugin
I need a browser plugin that can take an event listing or invitation from a webpage - and can do so from specific sources like Evite, RSS, Facebook, etc. with precision - and create an entry in your web calendar or desktop calendar application of choice.
It can do this from invitations sent in any email web client (Gmail, Yahoo, Hotmail, SquirrelMail or Horde, shit like that). It can take iCal or...
antikris:
Who wants to Brunch and Botanical Gardens on Sunday?
This sounds gay like a rainbow at an outdoor Liberace concert. Let me check my calendar…
Save lots with truly generic pills
via kottke:
Matt Thompson has some advice for you: stop buying cheap-ish pseudo-generic drugs from Walgreens, Rite-Aid, and Duane Reade and start buying really cheap true generics.
As you might know, Benadryl (available at Walgreens.com for $5.29 for a box of 24 capsules) and Wal-dryl ($3.99 / 24 capsules) are otherwise known as “25 mg. of diphenhydramine HCI.” Compare [with...
via Gawker: “At 2:42 E.T. there was an earthquake in LA. A blogger confirms it.”
Suddenly inclined to believe the earthquake is a lie.
Public School Intelligentsia →
Three awesome people agree, and I have to say my only regret is that I should be getting paid to read this like the rest of you.
katiebakes:ryanbrown:rach:
I have to say, this blog has been sort of awesome lately, guilty-pleasure, online reading-wise. I don’t know who is behind it or how they seem to be doing it in real time—or at least a day behind, which isn’t so bad—but I enjoy it. It’s like...
youngmanhattanite:
New friends are the new old friends. Discuss.
This is factually incorrect. Krucoff is still hanging out with people he met over five years ago.
Self-quoth: “I had to become one of those people who goes way-back with other people… before I could become a person.”
(dare I translate? From another viewpoint: people are only happy to know you and see you when they’ve known you for so long that they can’t remember you just walked in off the street one night)
Spa-in-a-Box
Too rich for my budget but I would almost certainly consider… no, fuck it, I’m selling myself on the streets until I have the money saved up.
Recurring Dream
nudawn:racheladler:
I’m a senior in high school and realize that I haven’t been to any of my classes in months. I get all freaked out that this means I won’t graduate. Then I realize I have a Master’s Degree, so it doesn’t really matter, but am still a little bit concerned.
This dream is usually set at the end of freshman year of college, and I’ve not only missed classes (like,...
Tyler Durden would probably blow up a co-location... →
luxnightmare:
Quite frankly, I think that Tyler Durden would have much better things to do than sitting around on the internet posting pictures of celebrities and making fun of them.
Like, come on, people.
