Fortune Favors The Bold

KSK Mock Draft: The Best Fruit for Your Deserted Island. Oh dear. 

Mar 1st

I just realized I put myself in a position to have this thought stream: “Hmmm. Someone wants...

Feb 29th

“I’m moving to Canada”. More self-righteous, left-leaning words have never been...

Feb 29th

Umm, news? Hank Steinbrenner opens mouth, bashes Red Sox. Also: Water is wet. 

Feb 29th

Mad Man Libs! See if you can guess what I’m talking about. Also, this is how I turn a boring...

Feb 29th

I watched Josh Charles’ character bawling his eyes out last night on “In...

Feb 29th

From the east village idiot Dept.: I have never caught a...

Feb 29th

(via www.nypost.com) 

Feb 29th

Feb 28th

JK thinks it over

Feb 28th

Barack Obama is not just your new bicycle. He’s your new Jim Jones. And possibly your new Kurt...

Feb 27th

brianvan.isyournewbicycle.com

Feb 26th

Don’t tell anyone… But I regret everything drinking.

Feb 25th

Feb 23rd

Holy shit. Fresh fruit boat.

Feb 23rd

From the Delightful Things We Knew Already Dept.: Anthony Lane is such a bitch!

Feb 22nd

Good advice: wear a cheap, ridiculous wig, and surround yourself with crazies.

Feb 21st

I’m drunk so he looks like Billy Zane

Feb 21st

If someone took your uterus, you’d be in a surly mood, too. 

Feb 20th

Malaprop? “This certainly will serve as the paradigm for other cities,” he said. ...

Feb 20th

Reasons I love Anthony Bourdain, #2352361:  EATER: Final question. Where’s the after party? TB:...

Feb 20th

David Spade and Billy Joel are keeping silent on their favorite political candidates because they...

Feb 20th

Rodriguez said he still hasn’t spoken with Scott Boras since negotiating his new contract...

Feb 20th

I bet you think this guy is cute. He’s a real hottie,...

Feb 19th

Juan u were wrong

Feb 18th

Having too much fun to be sad. Too sad to be happy. Too horny to think about anything else.

Feb 18th

Friendster spammer. Nice try, but no.

Feb 18th

Budget watch: Beer depot: WIN. Pearl River: WIN. Sur La Table: EPIC FAIL.

Feb 16th

Not visible: teardrop tattoos on cheek.

Feb 14th

In keeping with the “things white people love” theme: barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com

Feb 14th

Well FFFFOUND!

(in which I post random favorites from fffound.com)

Feb 14th

Listage: http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.org/ which is as obvious, condemning, and awesome as it...

Feb 14th

And CNN (via Jezebel) sort-of confirms what I just said.

Feb 12th

“Why Perfect Dates Make Lousy Partners (Best News I’ve Heard All Day)” (via Julia...

Feb 12th

Helmut Newton, on photography: Are you saying you are sometimes tempted? I look at models like a...

Feb 12th

PURE EVIL. srsly.

Feb 10th

“laughably self-absorbed” but remarkably on-point. We need to be less obsessed with...

Feb 4th

GIIAAANTS!!! THEY FUCKING DID IT FUCK MASSHOLES/BRADY/SIMMONS/O’LEARY’S COUCH/EVERY...

Feb 3rd

Well, to be honest, it looks sort of instructional…

Feb 1st