Fortune Favors The Bold

Liquor store madness

Dec 31st

Firefox Script That "Removes Obnoxious Gawker...

Dec 31st

I’m trying to find a clever “Microsoft Word HTML came all over your post” joke.

Dec 31st

Sure baby, just not when you're on your...

whatcriscilikes: “I have so many more posts in me, but prefer to concentrate on backend...

Dec 31st

whatcriscilikes: ryanluce:theabstract:(via acewepeel)

Dec 31st

How could you not love this show and its attention to...

Dec 31st

Spinach "Pings"

2 boxes chopped spinach (20 oz altogether) 2 eggs 3 cloves garlic (minced) 1/2 cup grated Parmesan...

Dec 31st

In another 15 hours, this stupid fucking...

And good riddance.

Dec 31st

The 2008 Ho Ho Ho/Humbug Index

The holiday season, by numbers. In no particular order: (+2) Fewer incessant holiday promotions...

Dec 31st

biteofpythias: This is ecactly why we need something beyond...

Dec 30th

tesslynch: re: this. Oops. Hah! PG here.

Dec 30th

lowlife: Well, now that that ended, we now have pictures of...

Dec 30th

Consumerist sold to Consumer Reports as...

Dec 30th

Inbox Bankruptcy

Fuck it all! I’m just, metaphorically, sweeping the desk and starting new. If you posted it to...

Dec 30th

Love ya, Shelia

http://gawker.com/5120428/sometimes-the-best-decisions-are-the-ones-that-are-made-for-you (her last...

Dec 30th

marco: It should be illegal to bring a magazine or newspaper into a multi-toilet office bathroom...

Dec 30th

Rocket Hit Beersheva

youngmanhattanite: lowlife: Multiple rockets just hit Beersheva. We had the adom air raid siren...

Dec 30th

Daily Dose of New Releases

poortaste: All Torrents The Curious Case of Benjamin Button The Wrestler Burn After Reading...

Dec 30th

New Year's Champagne Toast and Late...

I’m having a New Year’s party at my apartment so that I don’t have to go out. Why...

Dec 30th

Sonofabitch! The ceiling’s leaking in my apartment. Do you see any rain outside? Neither do I....

Dec 30th

Hey aniceshadeofred, stripping alone for...

aniceshadeofred: Who said anything about stripping?  Perhaps you misunderstood my post, I wrote it...

Dec 30th

Hey aniceshadeofred, stripping alone for...

I like our friend Shira, and I want her to keep blogging, but this is just too much pervert bait....

Dec 30th

itsbedtime: To be fair, I tried to remove these people’s...

Dec 30th

Hey web20morons, I'll buy you a pine...

Dec 30th

Hey Canadian girls, keep drinking

Dec 30th

Hey Apple, come out with a tablet

Dec 30th

Hey Michael Cera, get excited about...

Dec 30th

Hey nudawn, whatcha so afraid of on my...

Dec 30th

nudawn: Is this the same Molly Crabapple?  Jesus christ...

Dec 30th

Today’s “Why do I get out of bed?” headline: Taliban burning and beheading its way...

Dec 29th

I'll Fucking Kill Every Man If I Have To

tylercoates: “Sorry ladies and gentlemen, Zooey’s off the market. She just got engaged to some guy...

Dec 29th

Win, Win, Win, Win, Win ...

Dec 29th

GMAIL COMPLAINT #1

whatcriscilikes: verenasays: (Seriously, my first one ever. That I thought to write down, at...

Dec 29th

adamiss: The Cutting Room is closing because of a huge rent increase I guess Noth doesn’t have...

Dec 29th

But how do you use this to haul 20 lbs of dirt from the...

Dec 29th

The Cutting Room is closing because of a huge rent increase. WHY ARE LANDLORDS STILL RAISING RENTS...

Dec 29th

“If you go home with somebody, and they don’t have books,...”
— John Waters (via...

Dec 29th

youngmanhattanite: Remember that skeleton I donated to a...

Dec 29th

marco: “If you think other industries don’t have shit jobs, you’re deceiving yourself. If you...

Dec 29th

Oh, and Iggles fans: one more year of Reid and McNabb! Muhahahah.

Dec 29th

Dallas Cowboys

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Dec 28th

NeoCons in the NYTimes attack college...

Dec 28th

I'm with you on this

Dec 28th

Twitter: Your All Access Pass

erin: So screw criticisms of mundane status updates about eating bagels, the real value of...

Dec 28th

Seconded

fimoculous: I miss the visceral feeling that the Yeah Yeah Yeahs were super important. So long ago… ...

Dec 28th

itsbedtime: realrealsoft: (via soupsoup) just google...

Dec 28th

Dec 28th

Watch

itsbedtime: You think I am funny drunk? Check out mom slice Holy shit. That really explains...

Dec 28th

aniceshadeofred: A word of warning though: girls are told from a young age to beware of creepy...

Dec 28th

I’m now reminded of a joke once told in a very inappropriate situation. During a fund-raiser...

Dec 28th

Fishnets and mirrors

Dec 28th

aniceshadeofred: Not sure if I should feel uncomfortable or flattered. Go with...

Dec 28th

Paraphrased from an old December...

With annotations from bvan! aniceshadeofred: Invest in sheets with a high thread count so you...

Dec 28th

aniceshadeofred: I’m not sure I agree with him.  My clothes...

Dec 28th

bagcoffee: peterwknox: I’m so lame I saved my...

Dec 28th

Step 1. Vodka. Step 2. Dave Barry End-of-Year List. Step 3. Profit. (What’s the collective...

Dec 28th

marklisanti: This is what your TiVo list looks like if you...

Dec 27th

Dear Oprah, Re: Your Weight

josephweisenthal: Despite my best efforts to keep my reading and media consumption tightly...

Dec 27th

“In a famous 1960 article called “Marketing Myopia,” Theodore...”
— James Surowiecki, “News You...

Dec 27th

Anyone up for Tumblr pictionary?

Dec 27th

poortaste: hotg0ssip: (via iheartit)

Dec 27th

natashavc: LA times declares it fair game to hate Whore of...

Dec 27th

Watch

Gilbert Gottfried and Al Goldstein - 1989

Dec 27th

Reasons why Twitter Doesn't Work For Me

It’s December 27th, a day of ZERO commerce and world activity. I just caught up on Tumblr...

Dec 27th

“1. Dogs appear to experience jealousy and pride. Previously,...”
— 50 Things We Know Now (We...

Dec 27th

SEXAPEX

n. The moment in time when a female peaks in her sexual attractivity. Unrelated to sexual peak....

Dec 27th

david: Going to see Valkyrie Awwwwww sheeeet! You’re...

Dec 26th

I can has pink DVD player? *barf*

Dec 26th

michaelorell: candywrapped: Whoa mr. B that’s madrad hair...

Dec 26th

From the Inbox

Sender and title: TheDanger List - { New Year’s Eve : 1929 } Rarely can so few words...

Dec 26th

Tis the Season to be Murdery

Hey, news editors… I know you have an affinity to brutal hard news stories like it’s...

Dec 26th

Year of the Ox

Finally! Something that suits me. Maybe I’ll be solvent by next Xmas.

Dec 26th

From the "People Who Have A Lot Of Exes"...

justsayjolie: If you want to engage in a little light stalking of your ex, do it in the privacy of...

Dec 26th

Katiebakes' Army of One

youngmanhattanite: We probably shouldn’t be too hard on Bakes. If she cut back on her phone camera...

Dec 26th

Craigslist Posting + Contact Info

Dec 26th

WebNewser will be your source for the news about Web news. And bad copyediting.

Dec 26th

whatcriscilikes: lieslieslies: aniceshadeofred: ...

Dec 26th

Jesus, 48 more of these things to follow? I...

Dec 25th

I Ruined Christmas

johncarney: By writing this. (note: he believes it, too. That’s the crazy thing. He’s...

Dec 24th

Maybe that's what the suitcase of money...

“Compounding the Super Bowl star’s defense, according to a document provided by the...

Dec 24th

When crashing, no smoking

Dec 24th

I'm in Austin

josephweisenthal: Hey, I don’t know if I have any Austin followers on here, but it case you...

Dec 23rd

Layover in Dulles. Thought I’d be more entertained but there are no erotic pictures to be seen...

Dec 23rd

I'm typing on a moving plane to say...

TEX baby! *fist pump*

Dec 23rd

I’m gonna get Wii Fit just carrying this thing back home. Bitch is heavy.

Dec 23rd

waiting on an hour-long line for a Wii Fit. I want to die.

Dec 23rd

Whilst introducing a friend to AntiKris...

“She has one of the most popular blogs in NYC!” *beaming grin* “It’s...

Dec 23rd

Spiked Eggnog

Actually, there’s no eggnog, just a lot of liquor… for I spent my last night in NYC...

Dec 23rd

Sara Gore (lx.tv) has big tits. I am drunk.

Dec 23rd

I'M HAPPY YOU'VE GOTTEN OVER CHILDHOOD...

(via bagcoffee) I’m sorry.

Dec 23rd

Inquiry

magicmolly: Is the concept of “picking people up at the gym” a myth or a reality? I can’t wrap my...

Dec 22nd

Raking the muck.

cajunboy: via katiebakes: Who said that good ole fashioned investigatory journalism will be...

Dec 22nd

Six Medical Myths Debunked For The Holiday...

Dec 22nd

*head smack*

You have to bcc: those invites, not put them in the To: field. Whatever. I’m still getting...

Dec 22nd

How Bad Is Seven Pounds’ Ending, Anyway?

Dec 22nd

Watch

leitch: Because I’ve been obsessed with Requiem For A Dream the last few days — particularly its...

Dec 22nd

BOOM! Giants win!

Update: Seems Gilbride got his head out of his ass, and the Giants (after trading possesions with...

Dec 22nd

Update: Ok, so Coughlin lets it come down to one play and 50 yards of FG distance? UGH! Trying to...

Dec 22nd

saramcpherson: I’m wearing jackalope ears and snuggling in...

Dec 22nd

Sunday’s not over yet! Game tied with 3 minutes left. NFC complete home field advantage on the...

Dec 22nd

mandalay: siddman: afuckaday Can’t decide if it looks...

Dec 22nd

Dec 21st

Brilliant idea for reality show

youngmanhattanite: peterfeld: Can you imagine if the entire drunken blogger set actually took...

Dec 21st

wellwhiskeyfriday: So I am at the bar making new friends and drinking shots. Courtesy of brian van....

Dec 21st

(be careful what you ask for)

Dec 20th

Support your Gawkers

Dec 20th

Aside from being spammy and despicable, Plaxo has chosen a most unfortunate name. Every time I see...

Dec 20th

You Tumblr people need to be WAY better about your snowball fight reporting skills. Didn’t...

Dec 20th

The New York Times tears your holiday...

andrearosen: “It’s a Wonderful Life is a terrifying, asphyxiating story about growing up and...

Dec 19th

Conor Cruise O’Brien Is Dead at 91 - Obituary (Obit) -...

Dec 19th

whatcriscilikes: lickystickypicky: No computer thief would...

Dec 19th

Part whatever in an ongoing series.

katiebakes: Your parenthetical aside of the day/week/etc: (Running backs are like NBA big men,...

Dec 19th

Nope. These things will never die.

Dec 19th

for adamiss

Dec 19th

I have a friend in from out of town and...

davidcho: Please email: thedavidcho@gmail.com Well, the UWS branch has indoor seating.

Dec 19th

lowlife: Jim Carrey just turned into Dr. Nick Rivera, says Public School Intelligencer. He also...

Dec 18th

Art history majors gettin down

Dec 18th

It was better when Chris Farley did it.

michaelorell: Coworker: I want to go on the subway and yell “Excuse me everybody this will only...

Dec 17th

Watch

bessikins: This is one of my brother’s top 5 favorite songs.  It’s pretty hard not to love every...

Dec 17th

Also, while we’re on the Xmas song parade, Bon Jovi’s “Please Come Home For...

Dec 17th

It is Pink Hate Day on Tumblr.

Dec 17th

antikris: This is another bitch who sucks and needs to go...

Dec 17th

I have been putting off a bathroom break while I wait for “Do They Know It’s...

Dec 17th

Along with the gratuitious weekly picture, it’s...

Dec 17th

Watch

kellyreeves: This is captivating and absolutely revolting the greatest thing to ever happen to...

Dec 17th

Randomly

To anyone who’s paying attention, I’m at work today and that’s a very, very...

Dec 17th

“Jizz In My Pants” - still not old.

Dec 17th

Watch

tylercoates: itsbedtime: Remember when Regis farted and Kelly laughed? Remember when Tim Russert...

Dec 17th

katieschenk: Oh, Look!  I’m a horrible person! You’re...

Dec 17th

ZIRP!

Well, that’s the end, folks. The dream is over. “Free-market economy” turns out to...

Dec 16th

David Karp just linked us to an experimental “all users” puzzle game at iminlikewithyou....

Dec 16th

I wish there were an Internet site where I could get meaningless up-to-date information about the...

Dec 16th

davidcho: courtneyc: This weekend, I made my first visit...

Dec 16th

Today’s the day I finally get off my ass and start my new web project, imnotinlikewithyou.com....

Dec 16th

Spot Appraisal of SNL's Kanye West...

Sounds like kitteh torture. He sort of got in-tune near the end of the first song. Damage already...

Dec 16th

In Soviet Russia, nap takes YOU!

Dec 16th

Just to set the record straight

I am still very much in the josephweisenthal (and johncarney fan) club even though I’m a very...

Dec 16th

Open for questions, but answers not so...

josephweisenthal: jerrybrito: The Obama transition team made a big deal about the “Open For...

Dec 16th

Cajun's thinly veiled attempt at gaining...

cajunboy: From now on, anytime someone on Tumblr openly solicits a new follower in a thinly veiled...

Dec 15th

What about us who ain't makin profits?

youngmanhattanite: I smell a “bloggers/tumblrs who work in nonprofit” meet-up in the near future....

Dec 15th

Spot Appraisal of SNL's David Paterson...

The rule to apply in these situations is that, if you’re going to do something mind-blowingly...

Dec 15th

The Madoff Effect: Investor Confidence...

Dec 15th

antikris: AntiKris’ Douchebag of the Day.  Beyonce.  Why?  I...

Dec 15th

REPULSIVE SPECIMEN

Dec 15th

caro: Well, I could go on about this, but it’s time for me to go back to being a “blogger” and...

Dec 15th

davidcho: “If you say, ‘Can today’s online economics support a venture like this,’ the answer is...

Dec 15th

Is Frank Rich now Keith Olbermann or...

peterfeld: ayse: “What went down in the Land of Lincoln is just the reductio ad absurdum of an...

Dec 15th

I was hoping to wake up this morning to… something. Not so much that I knew what I was going...

Dec 15th

This is Elyse. On the right, she’s holding a durian....

Dec 15th

caro: nickmcglynn: Join in our Tokbox conversation!! Jeez.  McGlynn’s naked. I KNOW. McGlynn,...

Dec 15th

Hey Giants, thanks for waiting 53 minutes to bring the offense out. *grunt*

Dec 15th

“The Yankees just signed the shoe thrower for 5 years, 42 million”

Dec 15th

Anyone know a good place to get high...

bigcrush: Lemme know!! Thanks! :) Adorama?

Dec 15th

A perfect Liz Lemon line, no?

I can’t wait for the phrase, “This is a farewell kiss, you dog!” to make an...

Dec 14th

“Muntadar, baby, you and I should take a trip to DSW...

Dec 14th

Watch

alexbalk: As the old saying goes, Never judge a man unless you’ve attempted to strike the...

Dec 14th

Dec 14th

Follow-up: What's the appeal of Nikon...

marco: I asked why a new SLR buyer should choose Nikon, and actually didn’t get many good answers....

Dec 14th

Torontoist is folding, and from current appearances it looks to be a ghastly mistake. They’re...

Dec 14th

Steve Sailer's: Obamajobs: yup, filling...

Dec 14th

Santa's... on... the... move......

yeah, I just woke up at 4am in my red and white furry coat. Yay! I’m a bitch. Overserved...

Dec 14th

Tesslynch.

tesslynch: floodwaters: I want to reblog all of your music. This will suffice: good music ...

Dec 13th

nickmcglynn: At The Polar Rink at The Museum of Natural...

Dec 13th

Staten Island is the new North Pole. And just as remote.

Dec 13th

Dec 13th

youngmanhattanite: Wanna see Tom Cruise in person? If you followed the Y on Twitter you’d have a...

Dec 13th

here's some context

onesong: I don’t know the lady up there that I’m quoting, but she’s got the right idea.  Some dude...

Dec 13th

teh hotness.

Dec 13th

cajunboy: I swear to the Lord Jesus Yahwey up above that I...

Dec 13th

here's some context

abbyjean: i find your value system curious and somewhat troubling. i mean, you are the same person...

Dec 13th

Santacon in 12 hours.

Dec 13th

benwasser: Here’s a meme you can all reblog or ignore to your hearts’ content: Well, it’s not really...

Dec 13th

Do you even need context?

abbyjean: …you’re morally repugnant.

Dec 13th

markcoatney: Though, honestly, how many people under the age of 55 want to be greeters at...

Dec 13th

Old people are trying to kill us. Anything for control of...

Dec 13th

nickmcglynn: NSFW Apps Coming to the iPhone Apps Store...

Dec 13th

mandalay: “Let’s talk about rape for a moment. Rape is not what George Lucas did to your childhood....

Dec 12th

ESPN - Jacobs to sit against Cowboys. Ick!

Dec 12th

As Draft Ends, Polish Military Faces Struggle to Modernize - NYTimes.com Yeah. Lots of old screen...

Dec 12th

“We had a disagreement over the Jerry Garcia stamp. If I wanted to lick a hippie I would...

Dec 12th

I'm sorry, but

seagull: being drunk is fucking amazing. High-five!

Dec 12th

T.O. is becoming malignant again! Yay! Dallas Cowboys suck!

Dec 11th

(via joebiden)

Dec 11th

natface:robot-heart:hahanotfunny:kristynseda:ryanpurtill ...

Dec 11th

The Washingtonienne got married. Ran out of...

Dec 11th

How do determine if you really like...

katieschenk: agree. mascarah: agree. lovepuppy: not feelin it.

Dec 11th

“How does she stay so slim? “Running after my kids!” the mom...”
— Jennifer Connelly, an actress...

Dec 11th

Dec 11th

seagull: From reading what many of you have said about New York City, part of me wants to move there...

Dec 11th

Making a Terminator sequel that’s somewhat non-continuous with the Ah-nold flicks, starring...

Dec 11th

The Best Things I Put in My Mouth This...

andrearosen: (text I didn’t read)

Dec 11th

ladies and gents, the most frightening GPOYW...

Dec 11th

Dec 11th

antikris: GPOYW. The remember the time I practiced safe sex...

Dec 11th

There's Nothing Quite So Awkward...

baitandswitch: alexblagg: …as trying to explain to your boss what once possessed you to help...

Dec 11th

arod: Dude, Samuel T. Anders, can you not play a creepy...

Dec 10th

Stuck home. GPOYW

Dec 10th

Dec 10th

A Carefully Measured Reading of Today's...

Life sucks! (I’m having a bad economy day, that’s why.)

Dec 10th

soupsoup stopped following me

icanseenewyorkcityfrommyhouse: jaimeleighfairbrother: And he was in my top three favourite...

Dec 10th

adamiss: Nice pic by Sam.  This fire is currently blazing at...

Dec 10th

icanseenewyorkcityfrommyhouse: “And yet the main problem facing Detroit, overwhelmingly, is not the...

Dec 10th

antikris: Someone please make me laugh.  I have one hell of a hangover and the only thing that will...

Dec 10th

Dec 10th

Don't bother

arguing that I would make fun of an award because I didn’t get one. I think there’s a...

Dec 10th

The Tumblr Awards are like high school...

Discuss.

Dec 10th

While Wurzelbacher was critical of McCain during the interview, he had nothing but praise for his...

Dec 10th

tesslynch: spitintheocean: eveholt:partyhats: Bret and...

Dec 10th

editorlisa: Actually, it probably means Law & Order at 9. It’s not just a potential...

Dec 9th

peterfeld: brianvan: katiebakes: “Wine and beer will be offered to customers in baby bottles.” ...

Dec 9th

Dear Steve,

I have a marketing problem. Please fix it for us by changing your store. You owe it to me. Thx. ...

Dec 9th

katiebakes: “Wine and beer will be offered to customers in baby bottles.” — Yay, a new...

Dec 9th

Maybe not the worst idea

editorlisa: peterfeld: brianvan:NBC Expected to Give 10 P.M. Show to Leno - NYTimes.com ...

Dec 9th

Discussion time: It was a very good...

miltnr: So, I think we can all agree that 2008 was a big year for the internet in general— both...

Dec 9th

skeetonmischa: Emily Blunt. Yeah, she’d make me jizz in...

Dec 9th

The part where I start to hate Ted Kennedy...

Dec 9th

VEXING & INSOLENT

Dec 9th

fullfrontalfreelance: If there is one pet peeve I have,...

Dec 9th

This is a particularly horrible idea

NBC Expected to Give 10 P.M. Show to Leno - NYTimes.com This is sort of like saying, “Well,...

Dec 9th

(For YM. this makes 3.)

charitini: Hello! My name is Rachel Sklar, and today is my birthday. I’m 36, which can sound sort...

Dec 8th

Insecurity guards

andrearosen: I’ve been thinking about the tones and temperaments of various internet persons...

Dec 8th

More on Catherine Opie, Disappointing...

NYMag, in their year-end issue, made mention of Opie’s Guggenheim show in one of their...

Dec 8th

Helen Mirren, again. (via goldenfiddle)

Dec 8th

bigcrush: fusioned: Hack the planet. LAST ONE I PROMISE. ...

Dec 8th

7. Instapaper

Dec 8th

Like a python digesting a pig

I’m slowly but surely (during a internal production downtime crisis at work) getting through...

Dec 8th

SMS from yo momma

Mom: I can get Wii Fit (for dad) online, no shipping cost from circuit city. do u want me to order it?
Bvan: I can't buy b/c I don't have cash yet. Haven't paid December rent. Late paychecks.
Mom: don't worry about paying now
Bvan: Well then sure.
10 min...
Mom: Well of course the site is having problems, I'll let u know if I get it
Bvan: Everyone's having problems this year.

Dec 8th

Somebody give Kate Miltner a hug, STAT.

Dec 8th

TODAY IN SUR LA TABLE: Sure, “gifts”! Like...

Dec 8th

Dec 8th

Watch

alexbalk: Miranda Cosgrove is a frightening robot from the future armed with autotune. Soon she may...

Dec 8th

One of the Burner groups just sent along their Halloween Parade float pics. Not that I’d look,...

Dec 8th

fimoculous: Designated Hard Hat Area: [Photo credit:...

Dec 8th

antikris: shorterexcerpts:lickystickypicky: someone with...

Dec 8th

Nipples and boobs

magicmolly: are all I think about. Am writing about Playboy for n+1. There are so many delightful...

Dec 8th

(via erin) Noooooo you went under Atlantic Avenue and I...

Dec 8th

skeetonmischa: When bad photos happen to attractive people:...

Dec 8th

“So, why don’t you carry a firearm around...

Dec 8th

“Most of the Giants have not been in handcuffs lately, but some of them played that way Sunday...

Dec 7th

These are the problems that I grapple...

luxnightmare: Because I am moving into a room that’s big enough to not need a loft bed, I now need...

Dec 7th

Dec 7th

Dec 7th

If you are reblogging your slumbr party tonight, drop me a line tomorrow and I’ll refollow...

Dec 7th

(it never ends)

Dec 7th

Tomorrow: TumblrBrunch featuring Sara...

bagcoffee:nycmeetups: Sara McPherson is invading New York! Well, ok, not really… she’s just in...

Dec 6th

Counterpoint: High School is Very...

tesslynch (aka “Point”): I feel I should clarify my comment to that high school kid...

Dec 6th

“So, you don’t still murder blondes, do...

Dec 6th

Bill Clinton, everybody! One week into his wife’s cabinet post, and he’s already getting...

Dec 6th

saramcpherson: Here’s how you know the economy sucks: 5...

Dec 6th

“You can be my Pootie-call, anytime!”

Dec 5th

“Oh, sweetie, you can follow me!”

Dec 5th

The day they found O.J. not guilty

peterfeld: chfdigital: caro: On Oct. 3, 1995, I was in sixth grade religion class.  Several...

Dec 5th

News update: me and JGH are ok now. (that, plus a private conversation of understanding that...

Dec 5th

(via jgh) How stupid do you think I am? Do you think that I...

Dec 5th

“Why buy Kanye’s album? You can basically hear it for free....”
— via...

Dec 5th

arod: Continuing the tradition of SVU ADAs on 30 Rock...

Dec 5th

peterfeld: Can I just put this out there? There really is no need to own animals. So Moses went...

Dec 5th

“Any guy who doesn’t understand exactly what’s happening and...”
— Wells! (via goldenfiddle)

Dec 5th

benwasser: LEMON OUT

Dec 5th

“I see cute people!”

Dec 5th

tesslynch: bedtime. death trap. (if it’s...

Dec 5th

Egad! Moe Tkacik doesn’t like Tim Geithner. And the reason is sketchy, too. (Something about...

Dec 5th

Movin' on up

Hmmm…. maybe we shouldn’t tell him about Roxie Roker, huh? cajunboy: It all gets back...

Dec 5th

Sometimes you'll go to great lengths to...

antikris: Can anyone recommend a decently priced, decent salon to get a cut in Manhattan.  The girl...

Dec 5th

I fought the cab, and the cab won

Dec 4th

What You Can Learn From Help Wanted Ads

johncarney: doree: My brother’s company is hiring For an “online news editor”: Seeking a...

Dec 4th

“Hello, stranger!”

Dec 4th

(via bagcoffee) I’M A SHAAARK! SUCK MY DIIIICK!!!!!

Dec 4th

CRESCENT DRAGONWAGON

Dec 4th

antikris: New Years, New York, No funds?  Anything going on that fit all three criteria? The...

Dec 4th

Save Plaxico

Dec 4th

NFL Security needs its own Wikipedia article right now. It’s like the Secret Service for...

Dec 4th

whatcriscilikes: Cheesy but I love this. sisforsara ...

Dec 4th

“It’s sad, but it seems kind of inevitable,” Arturo Vega, the Ramones’ longtime artistic director,...

Dec 4th

carrie is kind of an asshole

katieschenk: moderation: jgh: why are we supposed to idolize her you don’t.  you’re suppose to...

Dec 4th

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Dec 4th

Any other celebrites, historical...

Dec 4th

Dec 4th

(some people’s head sizes just aren’t what...

Dec 4th

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Dec 4th

Bakes, you just made it so easy

I made a blank of your webcam frame. So here we go.

Dec 4th

antikris: GPOYW.  The REAL me.  Single awesomeness night....

Dec 4th

skeetonmischa: If you or know anyone with magical healing...

Dec 4th

Allen Street Tumblrs

whatcriscilikes: Due to the unusually large volume of Tumblrs who live on Allen Street, Mark and I...

Dec 4th

“pocketnovel who?”
— AntiKris (via antikris) I was...

Dec 3rd

GPOWY, Antikris edition. Yeah, this is what I look like! I...

Dec 3rd

katiebakes: Too bad so sad. brianvan did not like your...

Dec 3rd

Tawkr

adamiss: I don’t think it would ever leave the hobbyist realm - it would just be more of an FU.  A...

Dec 3rd

Tawkr

adamiss: Stemming off hella posts over the last few days, why doesn’t every former Gawker media...

Dec 3rd

MOMOFUKU PORK BUNS

Dec 3rd

Scarf battle? Burberry, bitches.

Dec 3rd

Seriously.

Dec 3rd

caro: Rex Sorgatz, super genius. and Party Girl.

Dec 3rd

Mr. Manners

ian spiegelman 8:12 PM Ug. This is fucking disgusting, Sheils. Your page views were...

Dec 3rd

I just caught myself looking for the heart icon on a completely non-Tumblr related website.

Dec 2nd

What would Charlton Heston do?

cajunboy: You know how right-wingers are always bitching about how the ACLU doesn’t do enough to...

Dec 2nd

From the description of a Facebook group...

davidcho: 158 years old. Survived both world wars and more financial crises than you can shake a...

Dec 2nd