February 2012
How To Build A Social Network
Find where the people are Set up conversations with people and build face-to-face connections Exchange contact info Add to Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, mailing lists Attend all events to which your new friends invite you Meet, talk, build, add more friends, go to more parties Get burnt out on parties, stay home Read email, get pissed off at the self-promoters, unsubscribe Read Facebook,...
Feb 11th
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Feb 10th
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Practice saying "They're useless and horrible."  →
Feb 10th
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THINGS I AM FINDING OUT: Microsoft actually built something into Windows 7 that vaguely resembles a Unix shell. Not like, “We’re related through Moses” resemblance but more like “Leelee Sobieski looks like Helen Hunt” resemblance.  I know some of you weren’t even born in the days when Microsoft was facing the wrenching decision of whether/not to include a...
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Learn Regex The Hard Way →
Not sure if this makes me giddy or if I should crawl into the fetal position
Feb 10th
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arod: “It probably would be Katy Perry. And not even, like, ‘I’m a really big fan,’ but in an overtly sexual context.” Daniel Radcliffe, on which celebrity he would stalk. I can’t help it, I love him in all of his hobbit-y glory.
Feb 10th
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Michael Powell at the Times delivers a no-nonsense appraisal of the current “scandalous cost overrun” state of the WTC site and finds that where there’s smoke, there’s two loudmouth self-obsessed governors trying to start a fire. The article is well-structured and well-researched, and, most importantly, delivers the information that is most relevant to the public’s...
Feb 10th
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I just watched “_______” and I didn’t believe one second of it, in part because the whole premise had been given away to me well in advance, but also because I have a hard time believing anyone is that stupid. Though I guess that they are, because I have been in the past. Also: people can be so awful. 
Feb 10th
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HEY BROSEPH, IS THAT A JEREMY LIN JERSEY YOU’RE WEARING? NICE WORK, BUDDY! YOU COME TO MURRAY HILL OFTEN?
Feb 10th
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One small ride for this cycylist; one giant leap...
citystories: It was one of those awkward stop signs where a bike turning right has to cross in front of a car, also turning right, to stay in the bike lane. We arrived at the stop sign at the same time, and since I had to cross in front of the car, I assumed he’d go first. I turned to look at him, but he just waved me to go. As I did, I waved back to signal a thanks. Halfway down the block he...
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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“There are 191 pages in all, so it’s shorter than reading his biography, but might be more fun because it includes some digging.” BURN!
Feb 9th
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Here’s one for the annals of the Vangelizer Reduction Principle: Kickstarter is about to hit a major milestone because people are falling all over each other to buy a $120 iPhone dock. Because laying it flat on your desk is how the unwashed masses do it.
Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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From The Inbox
I just got my weekly “Code Year” email. LOL. Ain’t no coding getting done up in this hizzy today. I am comprehensively non-functional. Thanks, flask of bourbon and a bunch of guys who wanted to do postgame shots all night.
Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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I am laughing once again at Jamie Shupak’s absolute disgust about anything having to do with a Giants win, even when Pat Kiernan tries to engage her in banter about it. Good for her. PHILLY COLORS DON’T RUN. But also, too fucking bad! HA HA HA HA
Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 4th
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theblueprint replied to your post: Hey all your New York new media old-timers:… semi-related: delaurio to gawker: better/worse? Resounding “better”
Feb 4th
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Hey all your New York new media old-timers: Deadspin had a promo called “Blood Week” that I just picked up on. Total reminder of something else disastrous Gawker did a few years ago. You know what it is.
Feb 4th
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You can’t customize the message on highlighted posts? Bollocks.  DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO THINK, TUMBLR. I THINK FUCK SHIT CUNT PISS ASSHOLE SCUMBAG WHORE COCK BASTARD ALL THE TIME AND IF YOU TRY TO INTERFERE ONE OF US WILL DIE
Feb 4th
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One of the non-transpo reporters at the Times writes an article about parking lots, and starts off just as horribly wrong as any of the usual suspects. “EVER since the car muscled out the horse and garages supplanted stables, New York City has had a conflicted relationship with the automobile. In recent years, the car has been on the losing side. Whether it is the addition of bike lines or...
Feb 4th
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Sometimes, I’ll come across a tweet with a link that says, “read ALL of this” or “read the whole thing” as if I am clicking through to some 20-page New Yorker article. I click through, and the text on the other side is just 7 paragraphs long and I’m done reading it in 90 seconds. That always makes me laugh.
Feb 4th
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Shit, all the Super Bowl picks are out… SHIT, THEY’RE ALL GOING ONE WAY ::hides under table::
Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Probation for Ex-Detective in Drug-Planting Case -... →
Feb 3rd
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From The Inbox
“Mitzi suggested you like her page Teddy Tedaloo”
Feb 3rd
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Unarmed Teenager Fatally Shot by Officer Chasing... →
Feb 3rd
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From The Inbox
Random Quora digest question of the week: “Are Americans the only ones who take pictures of food and ‘blog’ about it?”
Feb 3rd
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Susan G. Komen Foundation Also Stops Funding... →
In addition to pulling funds from Planned Parenthood for The Susan G. Komen Foundation also decided to stop funding embryonic stem cell research centers making it fully transparent the organization has evolved from non-political non-profit to a partisan advocacy organization. That means the loss of $3.75 million to the Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine, $4.5 million to the University...
Feb 3rd
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