Fortune Favors The Bold

What is the proper adjective for a man who commits adultery while married to this woman? Would that be, “Fucking idiot”, “Fucking moron”, or “Holy shit how fucking stupid are you, Tiger?”

Scratch that about “Chef Academy” - they just tossed 5 or more people off the show and there are only, like, 2 or 3 people left. In the second episode! And this chef guy is such a dick about it too. What kind of crap is this? UNFOLLOW.

UPDATE: The “FAIL” people are not off the show. It’s just one strike out of three allowed. They explained this five times, but then made it sound like they were doing a standalone elimination challenge. Bleh. Well, ok, all those people are still on the show, including the porn star (who passed with flying colors).

I think we're hooked on Chef Academy

“He’s late for everything, but he’s not late for (being a porn star)”

And meanwhile, he’s wearing a gigantic clock on his neck like Flavor Flav. Creepily, he also looks like Ashley from Top Chef Las Vegas.

I haven’t even begun to mention the meringues cooked in the apples and the creme brulee cooked in the oranges.

From The Inbox

We may have to start a new ongoing series, “Are You Kidding Me, Meetup.com?”

These recommendations landed today:

From: info@meetup.com
Subject: Your Weekly Update

New Meetup Groups

Single, Over 40 and no kids
Morristown, NJ

Here are just a few of the 1,822 Meetups near you this week:

Somerville Indoor Fitness Boot Camp Meetup
November 30, 2009 5:30 AM

Where can I set the options for “within 10 miles”, “not starting before 5pm”, and “No rooms full of cougars”?

charitini:

I am also thankful for Lady Gaga.

I’M ON A FARM

HE COMFY

When he’s not yachting off the Cote d’Azur, he is a well-known man-about-town and boulevardier. He lives in a fabulous triplex in Manhattan’s tony Upper East Side with Brutus and Boris, his pet bears, and Cat the cat, a cat.

Really, there's no one else with good teeth that came to mind?

Biden, who has the blinding white teeth of a starlet

Needs Moar Turkey

Figure it couldn’t hurt to ask:

If you think you’ll have a crapload of turkey leftovers in NYC and are looking to offload, please reach out. I will likely be coming back here from dinner on Thursday full-bellied but empty-handed. I need something to eat Saturday for lunch; I am demented and I think that far ahead about such things. Would be happy to barter cooking services or make a straight-up food trade!